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Nyamat is the Goddess of Farts according to the Bhagwad Cheetah, the second and less popular edition of Bhagwad Geeta. It's said that in-order to defeat the God of Fragrance, Goddess Nyamat ate a continents worth of red beans followed by 386 kgs of radishes. The resulting fart burned every village in 300 km radius. Her butt aroma is so strong that a whiff of it can immediately poison a congregation of seven pilgrims. It's only medicinal use is to kill patients who are suffering too much.
"Oh no, I am such a Nyamat right now babe, cause I ate like.. way too many beans... bible!"
Nyamat by TerrorGandhi November 22, 2021
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Bro Namath 

A term used among bros in the Broman Empire referencing NFL Hall of Fame quarterback Joe Namath. A Bro Namath is typically a ladies man and a leader in a group of bros.
bro 1: "Sup Bro Namath? We gonna chase some tail tonight?"
bro 2: "You know it! I get more a$$ than a proctologist!"
Bro Namath by alphabro February 12, 2014
Related Words
Nyamat NAMAT Niamat Niamath niyamat Nyamach Nyamal naamat Namatai namataka

Namatiti 

Namatiti can mean anything . The word originates from a small character named Namatiti in a movie.
What the Namatiti!
Namatiti by Persons99 March 1, 2009

Bro Namath 

In comedic reference to NFL Hall of Famer Joe Namath, Bro Namath is a term expressing endearment in amazement for another male, typically a close friend.
Matt: "Hey man, this is a clutch party."
John: "Thanks for coming out tonight, Bro Namath."

Kyle: "Hey dude, I cleaned out the garage for you."
Brendan: "...really? Wow, thanks so much. Man...seriously, thanks Bro Namath."
Bro Namath by chrisgrose October 8, 2009
Grandaughter of the supreme deity, Scuah
Nysmat: I love you granny
Scuah: I love you too, oh Blessed One.
Nysmat by master dicki bates December 11, 2005

Joe Namath 

Quarterback for the New York Jets from 1965 to 1976. He is considered the greatest player in Jets history. He was born in Beaver Falls, PA on May 31st, 1943.

On the field, he helped turn the Jets into Super Bowl Champions by leading the Jets to victory againt the heavilly favored Baltimore Colts. He told the media that the Jets would win Super Bowl III, with the famous gaurantee prior to the big game. He would leave the NFL with lots of awards and have his jersey number 12 retired by the Jets organization. He is an NFL Hall of Famer.

Off the field, Namath was fashionable and somewhat excentric who had a penchant for unconventional and loud clothing and decorating styles. He loved and dated beautiful women throughout and after his playing career. Namath loved to drink; though sometimes this would become a problem. Namath said he wanted to kiss tv commentator Suzy Kolber during a nationally televised football game.

His nicknames are Broadway Joe and Joe Willie Namath.
"Hey, who's your favorite Jet of all time?"
"Joe Namath."
"Why Broadway Joe?"
"Cause he was my favorite quarterback and he made the Jets Super Bowl Champions!"
Joe Namath by ctjet July 8, 2009

dirty namath

When two men are having gay sex, and one of them puts each pointer finger up the other man's ass, then proceeds to wipe them under his eyes. Resembling the eye black that Joe Namath usually wore.
When Matt finished buttfucking Kevin, he gave him a dirty namath.
dirty namath by PartyBoy1981 December 12, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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