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Nyamat

Nyamat is the Goddess of Farts according to the Bhagwad Cheetah, the second and less popular edition of Bhagwad Geeta. It's said that in-order to defeat the God of Fragrance, Goddess Nyamat ate a continents worth of red beans followed by 386 kgs of radishes. The resulting fart burned every village in 300 km radius. Her butt aroma is so strong that a whiff of it can immediately poison a congregation of seven pilgrims. It's only medicinal use is to kill patients who are suffering too much.

"Oh no, I am such a Nyamat right now babe, cause I ate like.. way too many beans... bible!"

by TerrorGandhi November 22, 2021