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guzzle the nozzle 

To suck someone's dick viciously.
Damn! You must really like him to pull down his pants and guzzle the nozzle right there!
guzzle the nozzle by glxwsquid June 10, 2023

The Nozzle 

A machine that you should not look away from during calibration.
Please do not look away from......The Nozzle
The Nozzle by keyslayer101 December 7, 2010

nuzzle the D 

what two male roommates do to each other when no one is around
Guy 1: "Hey will you come nuzzle the D?"
Guy 2: "Sure man that sounds wicked fun!"
nuzzle the D by chipperdoodle69 November 29, 2010

spank the nozzle 

To knock around the nozzle of a gas pump while it's still in the tank to get the last bit of gas out so it doesn't leak on your car or your shoes when you take it out.
Mom to young son who is filling her car with gas: "Don't forget to 'spank the nozzle'."
spank the nozzle by euphemismo August 20, 2013

whacking the nozzle against the pump

Knocking snow out of the gas pump nozzle I'm winter to prevent water in the tank

Thumb in the Hose Nozzle 

When you're doing a chick in the ass and she gets diarrhea and it squirts out all over the place. Kind of like when you stick your thumb in the end of a hose nozzle and the water shoots out forcefully.
Rich: "So how was fuckin Lauren last night? I could hear it going down in the living room."

Adam: "Well it was good till I stuck it in her ass. Then i got the old Thumb in the Hose Nozzle action and spent the rest of the night cleaning up your leather couches."