Nuzzle the Nozzle
Nuzzle the Nozzle by OFTG September 1, 2013
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guzzle the nozzle by glxwsquid June 10, 2023
The Nozzle
The Nozzle by keyslayer101 December 7, 2010
nuzzle the D
nuzzle the D by chipperdoodle69 November 29, 2010
spank the nozzle
To knock around the nozzle of a gas pump while it's still in the tank to get the last bit of gas out so it doesn't leak on your car or your shoes when you take it out.
spank the nozzle by euphemismo August 20, 2013
whacking the nozzle against the pump
whacking the nozzle against the pump by Dycokac February 12, 2019
Thumb in the Hose Nozzle
When you're doing a chick in the ass and she gets diarrhea and it squirts out all over the place. Kind of like when you stick your thumb in the end of a hose nozzle and the water shoots out forcefully.
Rich: "So how was fuckin Lauren last night? I could hear it going down in the living room."
Adam: "Well it was good till I stuck it in her ass. Then i got the old Thumb in the Hose Nozzle action and spent the rest of the night cleaning up your leather couches."
Adam: "Well it was good till I stuck it in her ass. Then i got the old Thumb in the Hose Nozzle action and spent the rest of the night cleaning up your leather couches."
Thumb in the Hose Nozzle by Chuck Bucket May 10, 2005
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