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Blow my nuts out 

The term used most often when one of your tool friends asks you to help the lift something very heavy. The term means lifting said object would cause your stones to blow out their bag from the strain of lifting said heavy object, and in turn fuck your situation all up.
Scott : Yo holmes, you think you can swing over to my crib and help me carry a 400 pound safe from my second floor to the basement?

Tony : Fuck you, I'll blow my nuts out!
Blow my nuts out by TV CAR March 19, 2010

picking nuts out of monkey shit 

Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.
Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."

Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."

Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."

Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"

Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"

get my nuts out 

To quit a joint enterprise; e.g. divest one's capital, leave a job, or break a contract.

Similar in spirit to taking one's ball(s) and going home.
"As soon as this company goes public, you'd better believe I'm going to get my nuts out."

"Did I get my PhD? No way. Soon as I had enough credits for a Master's degree, I got my nuts outta there."
get my nuts out by E. Mason December 11, 2007

Getting your nuts out of the pond

Getting your nuts out of the pond refers to the act of losing your virginity or having sexual intercorse. This phrase is typically used by sexually active men in an attempt to frustrate and mess with younger men.
Gino: Now that you transferred out of that all-boys school, you need to talk to chicks and start getting your nuts out of the pond.

Jake: Ok! I know! Leave me alone.

Leave the nuts hanging out

Another name of sex or intercourse. When the male inserts his penis into his partner to were the only visible thing is his balls hanging.
Dan:"I got with that girl from the party last night"
Joe:"you leave the nuts hanging out"
Dan:"Damn right"

let your nuts hang out 

To show off in front of hot girls.
In our baseball game i'm gonna let my nuts hang out.
let your nuts hang out by Jimbob March 12, 2003
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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