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Steamy Nutkins 

The act of devouring a whole family sized packet of KP dry roasted peanuts then taking a shit on an unsuspected victim's face.
"oooh! a Steamy Nutkins on a cold night is really steamy"
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squirrel nutkins 

Testicles; balls; nuts. Generally used in a 'protective' sense.
Fuck woman! Be gentle with my squirrel nutkins!
squirrel nutkins by Squirrel_Nutkins September 13, 2010
Someone with a cunt of a haircut pertaining to the 1980's UK tv "personality" Terry Nutkins who had a haircut like Max Wall on acid. A fucking nightmare basically!
Look at that hunin therangers top! He's got a right fucking nutkins
nutkins by Marko December 28, 2003
1. A lanky male who associates with the johova's witnesses
2. Normally a English Cock Bag
3. Also can be found in Germany with a small frankfurter with no peubes on his smooth skin
4. A male nun who enjoys cottaging in his temple :P
"Christ, that boys a right Nutkins!"
Nutkins by T.Ahmed February 6, 2007
I love my nutkins
Nutkins by Ogamar July 10, 2018
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026