nutkins

Someone with a cunt of a haircut pertaining to the 1980's UK tv "personality" Terry Nutkins who had a haircut like Max Wall on acid. A fucking nightmare basically!

Look at that hunin therangers top! He's got a right fucking nutkins

nutkins by Marko December 28, 2003

Nutkins

1. A lanky male who associates with the johova's witnesses
2. Normally a English Cock Bag
3. Also can be found in Germany with a small frankfurter with no peubes on his smooth skin
4. A male nun who enjoys cottaging in his temple :P

"Christ, that boys a right Nutkins!"

Nutkins by T.Ahmed February 6, 2007

Nutkins

When you bust a nut on a napkin

I love my nutkins

Nutkins by Ogamar July 10, 2018

Steamy Nutkins 

The act of devouring a whole family sized packet of KP dry roasted peanuts then taking a shit on an unsuspected victim's face.

"oooh! a Steamy Nutkins on a cold night is really steamy"

Steamy Nutkins by Rapeimus Prime August 8, 2009

squirrel nutkins 

Testicles; balls; nuts. Generally used in a 'protective' sense.

Fuck woman! Be gentle with my squirrel nutkins!

squirrel nutkins by Squirrel_Nutkins September 13, 2010

Terry Nutkin

NOUN Presenter on the really wild show. Grew up in the shadow of his more famous brother squirrel Nutkin

"Hello strange balding middle age squirrel sibling Terry Nutkin. You randy devil."

Terry Nutkin by thelostlibertine March 31, 2005

Nutkin'd 

Verb: description of a co-worker taunting a fellow co-worker or the boss after doing no work. Similar to Squirrel Nutkin in the "Tale of Squirrel Nutkin" by Beatrix Potter.

You're just pissed because she nutkin'd you in the meeting.

Nutkin'd by Jestonb July 4, 2010