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Nutcrunch 

Noun.

1. When one man holds the legs of another man and repeatedly stomps on his balls. Usually done while the victim is immobile or constrained.

Verb.

1. The act of restraining another man and repeatedly stomping on his ball
Me, David, Varun and Billy totally nutcrunched Paul while tickling him and stuffing grass in his mouth.

Billy was alwasy nutcrunchin kids
Nutcrunch by Flusca December 20, 2008

rainbow nut crunch 

the act of getting a blowjob while making a peanut butter sandwich
Well i got home from raisins the gay hooters and i was craving a peanut butter ad jelly sandwich. Well i maid henrietta was having a very fine looking onsomble on. She came up and honeslty i had the biggest and most crooked backboard of a boner ever and i just couldnt wait to get to the den and she just gave me a rainbow nut crunch.............

nutpunch 

A punch to the testicles. Often causes immense pain/temporay paralysis/sterility. Most often debilitating.
Steak:I tried to kiss my girlfriend during that time of month and she gave me a debilitating nutpunch.
nutpunch by Xarionis aka Omnivore December 13, 2003

nubcrunch 

mikey has an nubcrunch
nubcrunch by DBD juice October 2, 2012

psychic nutpunch 

The ability to punch someone in the groin with mental energy. Usually reserved for the biggest rat-fuck cunt in a group.
As soon as Milt walked through the door, I dropped him to the floor with a psychic nutpunch.
psychic nutpunch by TedKord1 January 17, 2009

hickory nut crunch

A powerful back kick straight to a mans balls
Hey touch my ass again and you will be getting a old fashioned hickory nut crunch youll never forget

nut crunch 

Describes the physical attributes and general persona of a motorcycle popo. Key Descriptors: an imaginary watch to check time, Oakleys under a shaded visor on helmet, and pants that are so tight, they look painful to get on and off. Interactions: a beckoning finger maneuver while weaving in and out of traffic. You will then be labeled a suspect. Anticipate frequent looks as you are expected to view popo ass as he bends over unnecessarily. Consequence: the desire to be a butt surfer.

Name derived from his preference for protein rich granola bars and their prominent place in his bike trunk.
"Damn Sally, you see that cop fly by doing that prostate maneuver we saw on Talk Sex With Sue last week?

"Yeah. What a total nut crunch."
nut crunch by citation June 10, 2008
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