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nut suck 

a person preforming the act of sucking on a nut sac, scrotum, ball bag, sac, wrinkle bag, man luggage, etc.
Shut your mouth when your talking to me you nut suck.
nut suck by yoursFITS December 28, 2010
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nut suck 

n. Proper name given to Chris, describing the explanatory act of sucking on one's nuts, scro, or bag.
Scobie is a flailing nut suck, with your nuts on his mind and his tongue on your nuts.
nut suck by Balls December 1, 2004

Shit dick nut suck 

When one takes a huge shit on a dick making the dick climax or “nut” by sucking on it repeatedly and swallowing there own fecal matter
Robby: did you hear last night Johnny did a good ol’ shit dick nut suck

Mark:Holy Shitaki mushrooms I didn’t know a human was capable of such a crime of shitting on a dick then sucking on it
Shit dick nut suck by Brodman585 March 15, 2021

two-way nut suck 

This is a sexual act where someone sucks a nut sack with a mouthful of soy sauce. Scientists have proven that the human testicles have taste buds, and they can taste sweet foods and unami, which is present in soy sauce. By filling the mouth with soy sauce both the person sucking the nut sack and the person getting their nut sack sucked can taste it. The person being sucked tastes the soy sauce and the person sucking tastes the nut sack and the soy sauce. It's a win-win.
Dude I won't let you suck my balls unless we do a two-way nut suck, because I wanna taste too.
two-way nut suck by FatFatChubbyCat January 20, 2020

suck the nut out

A person that sucks a mans penis causing him to ejaculate in their mouth but continues to suck during ejaculation and after.
Damn girl, keep sucking Im about to cum !! oh my god...Im cumming !! suck the nut out

suck a nut 

when someone pisses you off and you have no come-back what so ever
Tommy:" you're mom is is gay! "
Zakk: " Hey..SUCK A NUT !!! "
suck a nut by zakk April 28, 2004

suck a nut 

piss off.
get outta here.
leave.
fuck off.
Stop being so fucking annoying...go shuck a nut!!!
suck a nut by Ashley P December 15, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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