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Used to describe the delicious taste of a vegan when the world turns to cannibalism due to food shortages.
Sams's ribs are moralicious, I should have never teased her about her moral superiority; grass-fed, organic human is far superior to the hobo meat from last night.
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Nature upgraded his car to an inconvertable after he parked it next to the ocean and the sea spray seized the gearing mechanism.
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After Alex responded to the French tourists' initial inquiry using flawless French she was unable to answer or understand any follow-up questions due to her only being fraglingual; the tourists thought this to be a cruel joke and began cursing at her; Alex had no idea what they were saying.
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Erik was more astounded than insulted when his apathecary insisted on asking him if he was cop on his fourth visit in less than two months.
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His wing man, valiantly jumping the plasma grenade, endured drool and stiff upper limbs so that he could chat up her caregiver.
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Shannon, having expended the evening's budget on the poultry and seafood, was forced to serve brokancini to his guests as an appetizer; needless to say they lost their appetites for the remainder of the evening and the dinner party was ruined.
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Adam saw a nun sneeze on the bus and said "bless you", the nun smiled and said "thank you" and he was thereby nunointed as a priest of whichever religious denomination from which that nun hailed; he never asked so he still doesn't know.
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