Nonion

A newspaper headline so outrageous that it should be in The Onion, but isn't.

"The article here says that conspiritard Alex Jones just hired Roseanne Barr to be a reporter. That's a nonion if I ever saw one!"

by InkyA August 17, 2011

Nonion

Of or having no onions.

I would like nonion on my burger.

by KCTBDH January 24, 2009

Nonion

Nonion, Adjective.

A food that does not have an onion topping or ingredient.

She ordered a Nonion sausage and pepperoni pizza.

by Techiejon December 27, 2019

Nonion

a black たまねぎ

person 1: why can't you talk?
person 2: becuase shes a nonion

by chink findian January 24, 2025

nononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

When your so existentially bored that you write the most useless phrase in the universe

*Leo types on his keybaord*
nononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

by Whatamidoingimbored October 19, 2020

Con noncon

Consensual non-consensual. Typically used in BDSM scenarios, rape roleplay that is pre-discussed by two consenting individuals

Joe: Hey Betsy, wanna try con noncon?

Betsy: Yeah! Get on the bed bitch.

Joe: No!

Betsy: *Fucls Joe*

by thepersoninyourcloset July 13, 2015

nonconformist

a person who usually does things differently from the majority of people, not for the sake of being different and special, but because they prefer to do so.

As a nonconformist, Alex doesn't care if a band is bashed my many people, he still listens to them and admits that because he likes their music.

by goosebumpbb August 23, 2010