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A newspaper headline so outrageous that it should be in The Onion, but isn't.
"The article here says that conspiritard Alex Jones just hired Roseanne Barr to be a reporter. That's a nonion if I ever saw one!"
Nonion by InkyA August 17, 2011
Words you can keep
Of or having no onions.
I would like nonion on my burger.
Nonion by KCTBDH January 24, 2009
Nonion, Adjective.

A food that does not have an onion topping or ingredient.
She ordered a Nonion sausage and pepperoni pizza.
Nonion by Techiejon December 27, 2019
a black たまねぎ
person 1: why can't you talk?
person 2: becuase shes a nonion
Nonion by chink findian January 24, 2025

nononononononononononononononononononononononononononono 

When your so existentially bored that you write the most useless phrase in the universe
*Leo types on his keybaord*
nononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

Con noncon 

Consensual non-consensual. Typically used in BDSM scenarios, rape roleplay that is pre-discussed by two consenting individuals
Joe: Hey Betsy, wanna try con noncon?

Betsy: Yeah! Get on the bed bitch.

Joe: No!

Betsy: *Fucls Joe*

nonconformist 

a person who usually does things differently from the majority of people, not for the sake of being different and special, but because they prefer to do so.
As a nonconformist, Alex doesn't care if a band is bashed my many people, he still listens to them and admits that because he likes their music.
nonconformist by goosebumpbb August 23, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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