nunointed

The process by which one is anointed as a priest by a nun through one's blessing of her sneeze and her acknowledgement of said blessing.

Adam saw a nun sneeze on the bus and said "bless you", the nun smiled and said "thank you" and he was thereby nunointed as a priest of whichever religious denomination from which that nun hailed; he never asked so he still doesn't know.

by Yabadass June 12, 2013

nointed

Something that is amazingly awesome that doesn't happen often

Cobey: Did you see the episode of The Walking Dead when Hershall and Maggie were going at it?
Sean: Yeah that shit was nointed man...

by Mike Hawks Long March 6, 2014