nubfuck 

To fuck with a nub. For instance, if you have no arms, but you have nubs, you can insert your nub into someone else's region, and thereby nubfuck them.

Micaela: "Oh God, your nubs are so tender!"
Nubby: "Yeah, I'm pretty good at nubfucking."

nubfuck by IndieSnob November 25, 2006

NubFuck 

Yet another nub variation. This one meaning more than Uber-n00b. This is someone who would totaly suck at life and all things like it. (anyone who knows about G.G. Alen will understand this)

go away you nubfuck!! you totaly suck at wanting to be 1337 you horse raming little shit!

NubFuck by RootsRadical December 13, 2004

Numbfuck 

When someone is so bad at fucking that you can barely feel it, they can be called a Numbfuck.

Numbfuck can also be used as an insult to someone who is blindingly stupid.

Girl 1: Omg, Brad and I did it last night!
Girl 2: Really? How was it?
Girl 1: He's a total numbfuck!
Girl 2: Ah, that's too bad.

or

Woman: Angelica! Why did you put the butter in the microwave? You're a total Numbfuck!

Numbfuck by RosalineG April 25, 2009

numfuckery 

an abundance of stupidity or stupid actions

i walked into a room and was surrounded by numfuckery

numfuckery by i didnt know October 6, 2016

Nugfucked 

Intoxicated and have an immense love for nuggets.

A result of being 'nugfucked' May be waking up with a half chewed mcnug in your mouth.

Being nugfucked always means you had a top night.

She is nugfucked.

Nugfucked by Nuggethead July 14, 2014

NumbFuck 

Lacking in brain power

You numbfuck can't you get anything right!

NumbFuck by Kelly July 18, 2003

New England Nub-Fuck 

The act of sexual penetration with the use of a nub leftover from an amputation.

"Bro, even Natalie completely yearns for a nub-fuck all month, often at night."

(New England nub-fuck not restricted to New England)

New England Nub-Fuck by Lihk Mye-az November 10, 2013