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Yet another nub variation. This one meaning more than Uber-n00b. This is someone who would totaly suck at life and all things like it. (anyone who knows about G.G. Alen will understand this)
go away you nubfuck!! you totaly suck at wanting to be 1337 you horse raming little shit!
NubFuck by RootsRadical December 13, 2004

Numbfuck 

When someone is so bad at fucking that you can barely feel it, they can be called a Numbfuck.

Numbfuck can also be used as an insult to someone who is blindingly stupid.
Girl 1: Omg, Brad and I did it last night!
Girl 2: Really? How was it?
Girl 1: He's a total numbfuck!
Girl 2: Ah, that's too bad.

or

Woman: Angelica! Why did you put the butter in the microwave? You're a total Numbfuck!
Numbfuck by RosalineG April 25, 2009

numfuckery 

an abundance of stupidity or stupid actions
i walked into a room and was surrounded by numfuckery
numfuckery by i didnt know October 6, 2016

Nugfucked 

Intoxicated and have an immense love for nuggets.

A result of being 'nugfucked' May be waking up with a half chewed mcnug in your mouth.

Being nugfucked always means you had a top night.
She is nugfucked.
Nugfucked by Nuggethead July 14, 2014

NumbFuck 

Lacking in brain power
You numbfuck can't you get anything right!
NumbFuck by Kelly July 18, 2003

New England Nub-Fuck 

The act of sexual penetration with the use of a nub leftover from an amputation.
"Bro, even Natalie completely yearns for a nub-fuck all month, often at night."

(New England nub-fuck not restricted to New England)
New England Nub-Fuck by Lihk Mye-az November 10, 2013
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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