negastache

The absence of a mustache in the male facial aesthetic.

A beardstyle whereupon the male facial hair growth on the upper lip is removed by mechanical or chemical means on a regular basis. Motivations to maintain this particular style are generally political or religious in nature, including, but not limited to: a protest of militarism, cultural identity/religious traditions, for the sake of being kissable, to ease the effort of taking bites of foods, a rejection of hipsterism, and for overall tidiness in one's aesthetic.

Jim: What's with you Amish guys that have beards but no mustache? What's that called?
Malachi: That's a "negastache", James. We do it because cops always had mustaches and they used to beat us up before we came to America seeking religious freedom.

by userabuser August 30, 2016

neckstache

(noun)
Hair growing on the neck region. Usually unsightly and disgusting.

Combination of Neck and Moustache

1: DUDE!!!! Karen's mom finally shaved her neckstache!!!!
2: Phew! What a relief!
1: Yeah I thought it was going to take over her entire face after a while...

by Gaaaaaaaaaaabbi November 5, 2005

Nugstache

Noun: A large "nugget" of marijuana held below the nose like a mustache.

Me and my boy shaved his Nugstache last night, rolled that monster up in a blunt.

by Ganja Lover December 2, 2010