nutsatchel
that crazy bitch licked my nutsatchel
nutsatchel by JAniol12 December 30, 2007
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nutcatcher
A colloquial term for the common female, often used in jest.
A nutcatcher is a woman who has copious amounts of sex and always lets the man nut inside.
In fact, nutcatchers are deemed as such because they spend the majority of their time "catching nuts."
Nutcatchers rarely discriminate against sexual partners as they will breed with men of almost any class.
A nutcatcher is a woman who has copious amounts of sex and always lets the man nut inside.
In fact, nutcatchers are deemed as such because they spend the majority of their time "catching nuts."
Nutcatchers rarely discriminate against sexual partners as they will breed with men of almost any class.
"Guy: women are just nutcatchers. All they're good for is a quick nut and then BAM we out."
"Guy1: Not wrong."
"Guy1: Dude, half of the girls at our school are pregnant and some of them already have children at home!"
"Guy2: I KNOW. They're just like...nutcatchers, man."
"Guy: Man she let me hit it raw."
"Guy1: I'd watch out bro she's a known nutcatcher!"
"A woman just had sex with me in an alley. That was no woman that was a nutcatcher!"
"Yooooo this 40-year-old nutcatcher is really trying to sucker some SIMP into taking care of her and 4 illegitimate kids!"
"Guy1: Not wrong."
"Guy1: Dude, half of the girls at our school are pregnant and some of them already have children at home!"
"Guy2: I KNOW. They're just like...nutcatchers, man."
"Guy: Man she let me hit it raw."
"Guy1: I'd watch out bro she's a known nutcatcher!"
"A woman just had sex with me in an alley. That was no woman that was a nutcatcher!"
"Yooooo this 40-year-old nutcatcher is really trying to sucker some SIMP into taking care of her and 4 illegitimate kids!"
nutcatcher by beyourownhypeman January 18, 2019
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nutstache
1. The hair grown above the nuts after a ritualistic shaving.
2. The derogatory term for one who landscapes his crotch hair.
3. The hair grown by a northwoods lumberjack.
2. The derogatory term for one who landscapes his crotch hair.
3. The hair grown by a northwoods lumberjack.
1. Brian Ohme has a fantanstic nutstache.
2. Brian Ohme is a fucking nutstache
3. Brian "He's a Lumberjack and he's OK" Ohme is a fucking nutstache
2. Brian Ohme is a fucking nutstache
3. Brian "He's a Lumberjack and he's OK" Ohme is a fucking nutstache
Nutstache
When you shave your nether regions so that the pubic hair between your penis and testicles resembles a lush mustache.
Extra points for waxing the ends.
Extra points for waxing the ends.
Nutstache by NightFallInc June 24, 2020
nutstache
Bride: "I am going to murder whomever planted the nutstaches in our photobooth."
Groom: "C'mon honey, it's good ol' fashioned fun. I mean seriously, Rachel is meant to have a pair of nuts on her face."
Groom: "C'mon honey, it's good ol' fashioned fun. I mean seriously, Rachel is meant to have a pair of nuts on her face."
nutstache by Benedict Cumberstache August 7, 2015
nutstache
When the hair on the top sides of your balls, just below your dick, grow so far out that when curly cued it looks like your balls have a nice little moustache.
"Fuck that man, i ain't shaving for her! im growing a nutstache, she's gonna fall in love with it and still suck me off"