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Nubscake 

An incorrect word used by n00bs when they mean to say nubcake, but they are not 1337 enough to use such language properly, and thus themselves become nubscakes.
n00b: oh man i pwned that kid he was such a nubscake!

1337 gamer: you mean nubcake?

n00b: uhh.... yeah

1337: friggin nubscake....
Nubscake by DsportsXL December 17, 2010
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1. (n) A person lacking experience and/or common sense (see also nub, newbie, noob, n00b, nublet);

2. (n) A delicious confectionary treat offered to someone who displays the characteristics defined above, specifically for those players of Counter Strike Source and Day of Defeat Source. (as seen on www.cleverdragon.com)
1. -- Shut up you nubcake!
-- You are such a nubcake, go get some skillz!

2. -- Give that kid some nubcakes so he doesn't feel so bad.
-- That kid just served you some nubcakes!
nubcake by {CD}Gonzo September 6, 2008

nubcakes 

The worst state of newbiness (see below).
Newbie>Noob>Nub>Fruitcake>poo>Nubcakes
go home nubcakes.
nubcakes get off the comp.
nubcakes you're 1-32 kill someone already.
nubcakes by T. Rain December 28, 2005
1) noun - The state of being a nub.
2) verb - In an act of nubness.
1) someone says something stupid -> mmk nubcake
2) someone freaks out about nothing -> hahhahahah nubcake it'll be ok
3) someone calls you a cheater -> ktp nubcake
nubcake by voss May 1, 2003

Nubalicious nubcake 

Verb;Adv;.. Sucks at everything they do. Speaking level wise, equal to worse than garbage. Sucks at life.
That foo is a nubalicious nubcake.
Nubalicious nubcake by Nub_Killa October 12, 2009
Noun- Someone that sucks at an online game. Used as an insult that typically irritates the person at whom it is being directed. Derived from the word nub, which is a variation of the word noob. Usually, the word nubcake is exchanged among experienced players in a joking manor, since most real noobs would not understand its meaning.
"sweet micro nubcake..."

"lol noob, would you like some nubsauce with ur nubcakes?"

"wow...gg, ally is a complete nubcake"

"aight man, ttyl" "peace nubcake"
nubcake by Chris Mickle November 29, 2006
a variation of the word "noob" plus all the deliciousness of cake all made up into one word. Makes for epic funny insult.
Player1: man, this game owns! *gets shot in the head.*

Player2: *looks @ dead body + laughs.* what a nubcake!

Player1: ha ha-Shuddap...
nubcake by Jet Almighty March 7, 2009