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A hand job received from a women who has lost her hands and retains only nubs.
Yo, I can't believe you let her give you a nub job! WTF man.
nub job by nubfanactic March 1, 2010
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When a disabled person ( preferably with a nub) inserts said nub into the anus repetidly till the receiver finishes
Dude that was the best nub job ever
Nub Job by Xaviar99 October 7, 2017
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A nub job is when a double amputee uses their two nubs to stroke a man’s Willy or commonly known as penis to the point of climax.
Leon quickly closed his laptop as he had gone too far and witnessed a “nub job” on a pornographic site.
When you don't have hands but you still want to jack off your boyfriend
I gave Brian a nub job yesterday.
Nub job by Collin102 January 11, 2020

Helpful Nub Job

When you are a certain Spaceman asking for a little 'physical' help from a certain no-armed hare
"I didn't just want a Helpful Nub Job, I also wanted just a bit of love too!" Spaceman Scott to Stumbler from Shipwrecked 64
Helpful Nub Job by ReedicusRex November 16, 2024
A sexual act in which an amputee or other person lacking arms or legs uses their "nubs" to stimulate their partners' penis.
dude, i hooked up with this hot amputee chick and she totally gave me a nubjob.
Nubjob by tr3eman October 23, 2008
act of an amputee manipulating another's genital with amputated area
I just received a nubjob from a frostbite patient.
Nubjob by ...hugh July 1, 2010
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