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netlosopher 

1.Internet Philosopher. 2.Intelectual type who spends copious amounts of time ruminating about the internet and it's workings.
After lurking on her blog her metadata indicates she is a self proclaimed netlosopher.
netlosopher by Esau Kessler January 19, 2006
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Someone who loses more than half their investment in NLST (Netlist) are by definition a Netloser.
Guy 1: Hey guy 2, how much are you down in NLST?
Guy 2: Nearly 55%!
Guy 1: Damn, must suck being a netloser...
Netloser by SSSTREET69 May 29, 2018
one who spends almost every waking hour on their computer looking at websites
netloser by Anonymous November 3, 2003
A guy that has this surname is such a amazing dude he'll take care of you with love then blow your back out and listens to brent fayiez
That guys surname is ntolosi he's probably a great dude
Ntolosi by .m... June 1, 2022

giannis ntalos 

Giannis Ntalos is a talented human being which has a lot of amazing traits some of the being his huge dick, his bisexuallity , the fact that even though he wants to fuck two genders he is still a virgin,his smile and a lot more. You would regret not going out with a giannis ntalos because not only will you be able to experience some good dick but your father , mother , sister and aunt will have the same chance.
Look this guy is a giannis ntalos , so gayy...
oh my god my father turned out to be a giannis ntalos
giannis ntalos by magkas November 20, 2021
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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