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Definition
Acronym for "Name Of Your Sex Tape". Said in response to any comment that, when taken out of context, is even vaguely dirty. It is a more advanced form of "That's what she said", since it retains the ability to make anything sound like a filthy sex act, while being more broadly applicable to practically any statement.

Origin
Running gag on Brooklyn 99 - Det. Jake Peralta repeatedly makes fun of Det. Amy Santiago by replying to innocuous statements she makes with : "That's the Title of your Sex Tape".

- But seriously, what is taking so long?

- #noyst

- There's a blast of cold air coming out of that box...
- NOYST!

noyst by syoebius2 October 4, 2015

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Noyst

An abbreviation of the phrase “name of your sex tape”, a bit frequently used in the TV series Brooklyn 99.

“Ugh why won’t it fit?”

“Noyst!”

Noyst by Flare13 July 27, 2024

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nostalgia high

n. A sustained level of euphoria induced by recalling events or listening to music that remind oneself of past experiences.

Man, I got such a great nostalgia high listening to this Third Eye Blind Album last night.

nostalgia high by aguthrie October 5, 2009

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Nostalgia Nut

When you're jerking off to porn and realize you've seen the video before leading to you remembering the time you blew your load to it.

"Whoa..."

"What's wrong Neo?"

"I think I jerked it to this porno when I was younger."

"You remember jacking off to it?"

"Yea...what a nostalgia nut."

"Sick dude, let's blow each other again."

Nostalgia Nut by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 21, 2018

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Nostalgia

The remebrance of a good time or event that makes you happy.
remembring the past.

1. Atari makes me feel nostalgia. i remember playing it when i was only 7 years old!
2. i remember that! good times...

Nostalgia by jatworks July 19, 2013

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Noast

A niggas toast.

"Aye homie you got some noast?"

Noast by Remexe November 26, 2017

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nostalgia attack

Having a strong urge to go back to the past or wanting to do something suddenly that reminds you of your past.

I had a nostalgia attack the other day.

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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