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yelena novikova 

Yelena Novikova is a hot Russian American girl with a great sence of humor. Ass to die for, 36DD S and ofcourse blonde hair. She is smart naturally witty and can handle herself no matter were she goes: be it at 3 am deep into darkest Brighton beach streets or 5 star restaurant in the City. She loves to help people in need and innatelly good. Very charming without trying to be flirty.
What was that social worker's name Mam? The one that was helping me earlier with my applicagion?
ms.Smith: oh that was Yelena Novikova
Applicant: she is an angel and God bless her! She should be the supervisor!
Ms.smith: sir if u dont have a ticket you need to leave this area!

Applicant:cass in point!
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Novakovic 

A political activist who turns up to vote 5 minutes after the polling station has closed.
'he did a Novakovic, the silly idiot'
Novakovic by peakhiker May 6, 2010
People with last named novakov have mostly a sucessful life and are really good in bed also they have a really long 🍆🌚
I am feeling pretty novakov today
novakov by I fucked elaha January 29, 2018

Elias Novakovits 

That's me. I saw many nice and not so nice things about my name and I really like the nice things. If anyone knows me, that would be funny.
1: what's your name

2: Elias Novakovits
Elias Novakovits by Etendo December 8, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026