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lotus notes

A piece of crap email and data base client server. It has millions of user throughout the world, however you won't find anybody who considers it easy to use.

Interfaces are difficult to navigate and the programme often crashes or stays hanging, requiring the user to restart the application or completely reboot the computer. It is characterised by ugly colour schemes and unecessarily tedious command requirements to carry out simple tasks. Want to see an email attachment with just 2 mouse clicks? Forget it. The use of Lotus Notes is scientifically linked to rage disorders.

As one website puts it, it is "the digital equivalent of being kicked in the groin upon arrival at work every day"
Welcome to your new job Sir, here we use Lotus Notes...Sir, why are you running away? Sir...Sir!!!
lotus notes by Jim Birtwisle February 20, 2008
Related Words

Notes app apology 

An apology that a person (mostly influencers and celebrities) type out on the notes app (more particularly the notes app on an iPhone). They are usually a quick apology so the writer can do damage control if that celebrity or influencer gets canceled or called out for something that is usually controversial. It’s hard to tell if a notes app apology is sincere since they can constructed by ones management, publicist or team. They are commonly uploaded to social media sites such as Twitter and Instagram.
Person: Omg gurl look! James Charles got canceled yet AGAIN!
Person #2: Yes gurlll I also saw that half assed Notes app apology he put out on his Instagram. I’m disgusted.

NotIsaac 

Isaac Gaming,now known as NotIsaac is a Gay Maltese youtuber who is a part of the Lgbtq community ,he posts minecraft videos and is famous for having the worst Sub to view ratio on youtube.
I'm just goofing around 🤪- Notisaac
NotIsaac by Omoro August 9, 2023

Notepadded 

When someone who's committed sexual harassment gets exposed via screenshots of a notepad on social media, such as Twitter.
Dude can we still be friends with Syed after he got notepadded?
Notepadded by IbbObb June 12, 2020

mad notes 

Morris day and the mothafuckin' time !
"That shits the mad notes yo!"
The term, originated in Minneapolis, is used to describe people who have a bunch of randomly poorly done tattoos on their body. Their body looks like a notepad.
Have you seen Nikki Swan's tattoos? Yeah, her body looks like a notepad of bad ideas.
notepad by mrrightsville July 10, 2017