not gay

Declaration; a phrase that is shouted out loud by a straight man when he does something gay.

Brad slapped Ted on the ass in the shower room and then yelled "Not gay!" to prove indefinitely that he was not, in fact, gay.

by Valigarmander September 04, 2007

raw dog assassin

A man who refuses to wear a rubber while having sex.

Condom? Naw girl, I'm a raw dog assassin.

by valigarmander August 01, 2012

booty scootie

When a dog sits down and drags its butt along the ground.

Eww, Pluto's doing the booty scootie on the new Berber carpet!

by Valigarmander July 10, 2011

Mopey Dick

Erectile dysfunction.

Ahab tried to get it up so he could bum Queequeg, but there was nothing he could do about his Mopey Dick.

by valigarmander August 30, 2011

fat sigh

The labored sigh that fat people make whenever they sit down, stand up, pick up something heavy, climb a short flight of stairs, reach for something on a high shelf, etc.

Louie Anderson let out a fat sigh as he plopped down onto the sofa.

by Valigarmander May 26, 2011

the Ryu

A lame dance consisting of standing in one spot and bouncing on your heels with your arms raised at chest level, ala Ryu's idle stance in Street Fighter. Popular at raves.

The awkward kid did "the Ryu" by himself in the corner of room at the party.

by valigarmander August 29, 2011

wenk

Noun; a pseudo-lesbian with enormous breasts.

Verb; to turn a straight girl gay with enormous breasts.

"Jessica is such a wenk."

"She uses her tits to wenk other girls."

by Valigarmander September 03, 2007