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not fresh 

when you blazing up with the squad and you drop the lit cone on your fresh tee
"oh yo, youre not fresh bro!"
not fresh by joefray April 14, 2015
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Not-So-Fresh 

A general feeling of uncleanliness, sometimes used to suggest that somebody has an STD. Usually remedied by a good douching on the part of girls or possibly an enema for guys.

From a mid-80s commercial for Massengill brand douche.
Girl: Mom, do you ever feel, you know, not-so-fresh?
Mom: Of course, that's why I douche.
Not-So-Fresh by lovesmesumcake December 16, 2008

not so fresh

Extremely foul or disgusting; not even close to clean
Man, that bathroom was not so fresh
not so fresh by SPLover November 20, 2007

Not funky fresh 

The definition of not funky fresh is in the instance of someone just being bad or just plain dumb
Friend:Oh I thought that was Chris Pratt
You: that is not funky fresh of you at all to not be able to tell the difference

Not Too Fresh 

1. A barrel in Scrap Clicker 2; the 72nd barrel in Scrap Clicker 2.

2. A barrel in ScrapTD which is a very dangerous air barrel which can sometimes have a chance against Tesla Tower when spammed or just overwhelm you.

3. (Informal) Something which is unpleasant or disgusting.
"Not Too Fresh isn't really that hard to reach in SC2."

"Not Too Fresh is such an annoying barrel and I'm forced to get like 16 Tesla Towers to defend it."

"The not too fresh was that the flowers were creating a nauseous smell."
Not Too Fresh by AwesomeGamer22 January 14, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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