The best game of all time. An educational game based off of an incredibly gory zombie shooter. Essentially a port of House of the Dead 2, except the zombies carry basic household items (plungers, spatulas, ladles) instead of axes, and all the main characters wield keyboards attached to Dreamcasts instead of guns. In order to defeat the terrifying zombies, you must quickly type relevant words like "Daffodil" and "Snapdragon." The terrible voice acting that was carried over from the original enhances the experience twofold.
Civilian: Oh no. Help me. I don't want to die.
Player: Loretta! Julia! Die-hard Roach! Sphagnum!
Frying Pan-Wielding Zombie: Uggh.
<Frying Pan-Wielding Zombie dies>
Civilian: Thank you for saving me. You can go out that way.
Player's friend: Dude, what the fuck?
Player: Don't hate, it's just Typing of the Dead!
Player: Loretta! Julia! Die-hard Roach! Sphagnum!
Frying Pan-Wielding Zombie: Uggh.
<Frying Pan-Wielding Zombie dies>
Civilian: Thank you for saving me. You can go out that way.
Player's friend: Dude, what the fuck?
Player: Don't hate, it's just Typing of the Dead!
by lovesmesumcake October 16, 2008
The only high school in Beverly Hills, California. Pretty much a dumping ground for everybody in the city who's own local high schools sucks, like most high schools in the city do, yet who actually care about getting a public education. One of if not the safest and best public high schools in the Los Angeles area.
In movies and TV shows, Beverly is usually portrayed as being full of preppy, rich Beverly Hills stereotype kids. This isn't necessarily true: anybody who has money goes to a private school, which means most of the kids who live in Beverly Hills don't even go to Beverly.
Also a popular place to go for kids who get kicked out of private school, sometimes more than once.
In movies and TV shows, Beverly is usually portrayed as being full of preppy, rich Beverly Hills stereotype kids. This isn't necessarily true: anybody who has money goes to a private school, which means most of the kids who live in Beverly Hills don't even go to Beverly.
Also a popular place to go for kids who get kicked out of private school, sometimes more than once.
Person 1: Hey man, what school do you go to?
Person 2: I go to Beverly.*
Person 1: Oh, that's cool. Did you get kicked out of Harvard-Westlake?
Person 2: No, but my regular district school is Uni**, so I transferred to Beverly.
Person 1: Oh man, good choice.
* "Beverly" is short for "Beverly Hills High School"
** "Uni" is short for "University High School," another Los Angeles high school.
Person 2: I go to Beverly.*
Person 1: Oh, that's cool. Did you get kicked out of Harvard-Westlake?
Person 2: No, but my regular district school is Uni**, so I transferred to Beverly.
Person 1: Oh man, good choice.
* "Beverly" is short for "Beverly Hills High School"
** "Uni" is short for "University High School," another Los Angeles high school.
by lovesmesumcake October 12, 2008
From the Oxford English Dictionary:
ass ban•dit
noun - vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1. a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2. an eager seducer of young women
ass ban•dit
noun - vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1. a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2. an eager seducer of young women
1. NAMbLA is composed entirely of ass bandits.
2. Carl, the 40-year-old man with a handlebar mustache and a receding hairline, is a creepy fucking ass bandit.
2. Carl, the 40-year-old man with a handlebar mustache and a receding hairline, is a creepy fucking ass bandit.
by lovesmesumcake October 15, 2008
A stingy or ungenerous person; one who is or is behaving niggardly. Despite popular belief, the word is actually historically considered highly offensive. Should not be confused with the word nigger, which is also highly offensive, but in a different way. In everyday speech, the two words sound nearly identical, so it's a good rule of thumb to save the word for print. It's considered pretty archaic anyway, so it's probably not a good idea to use it in any context unless you want to offend someone who has a less developed vocabulary.
See niggardly, niggardliness.
See niggardly, niggardliness.
Person With a Large Vocabulary: Why won't you give me a dollar? You're such a niggard.
Person With a Small Vocabulary: WHAT'D YOU JUST CALL ME?!
Person With a Large Vocabulary: I called you a niggard. You know: stingy, not generous, generally not the kind of person you'd want to hang out with.
Person With a Small Vocabulary: Now you're just being racist!
Person With a Small Vocabulary: WHAT'D YOU JUST CALL ME?!
Person With a Large Vocabulary: I called you a niggard. You know: stingy, not generous, generally not the kind of person you'd want to hang out with.
Person With a Small Vocabulary: Now you're just being racist!
by lovesmesumcake October 18, 2008
by lovesmesumcake October 14, 2008
A general feeling of uncleanliness, sometimes used to suggest that somebody has an STD. Usually remedied by a good douching on the part of girls or possibly an enema for guys.
From a mid-80s commercial for Massengill brand douche.
From a mid-80s commercial for Massengill brand douche.
by lovesmesumcake December 16, 2008
An alcoholic drink made by the Smirnoff vodka company that is technically beer (it says so on the bottle) even though it's clear. It comes in a lot of flavors, some of which taste great and some of which taste nastier than shit. It has a very low alcohol per volume ranking (can't remember of the top of my head but I think it's around 10-20 proof).
Oftentimes called a bitch drink because of its low alcohol content and fruity flavor, but it tends to be the drink of choice at many parties.
The good flavors taste a lot like Sprite with alcohol, but a bit sweeter.
Oftentimes called a bitch drink because of its low alcohol content and fruity flavor, but it tends to be the drink of choice at many parties.
The good flavors taste a lot like Sprite with alcohol, but a bit sweeter.
Guy 1: What are you drinking?
Guy 2: Green Apple flavored Smirnoff Ice!
Guy 1: Dude, that's such a bitch drink.
Guy 2: Shut up, you know you love it.
Guy 2: Green Apple flavored Smirnoff Ice!
Guy 1: Dude, that's such a bitch drink.
Guy 2: Shut up, you know you love it.
by lovesmesumcake January 14, 2009