God Tom Not Again: A common phrase spoken by various after the expected and exceptionally strange acts of idiotic behaviour from anyone who drives a beat up old Ute and has no sense of time.

Idiot - "Hey I will be over in an hour guys!!!!" <Exclamation Marks are essential>
You -"Ok see you then"
*3 Hours Pass*
You - "Where the hell is he?"
*Door Opens and Tom walks in*
Tom - "Hi Guys, sorry im late i ran into a guard rail!!!!!"
You - "God Tom Not Again!"

God Tom Not Again by TheBruskie May 22, 2010

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oh no not again

translated into english as "oh shit, a xenomorph just popped out of my chest for the second time in Space Balls.

or

The last and only thing that the bowl of petunias thought on its decent to the surface of an alien, planet-making world.

"this soup is kinda sour...I think its turned...oh no, not again"

oh no not again by Harrison Reed May 29, 2004

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not funny again

Similar to not funny, didn't laugh, not funny again is used whenever someone who has no humor tries to make a joke. It is part of the three line shut-down:

not funny again
why do you always copy me
this is all you do

, which is used when somebody copies your joke, thinking that they are being funny.

Saying not funny again instantly destroys the person trying to make a joke, rendering them completely useless for at least 10 seconds. You can also use not funny again whenever a non-humorous being tries to speak, making them get frustrated, and give up speaking to you.

Example 1:
Shail: You wanna hear a joke?
Jeffrey: Sure, but it better be good.
Shail Patel: What's 9+10?
Jeffrey: Lemme guess, 21?
Shail: No, stupid, it's 19 HAHAHAHAHAHAA
Jeffrey: Not funny again.
Shail: :(

Example 2:
Shail: Hey can you help me with-
Lawrence: Not funny again
Shail: What??? I was just asking whether-
Lawrence: Not funny again, why do you always copy me, this is all you do
Shail: *leaves*

not funny again by NotFakeNewser May 25, 2021

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If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely

It's a common phrase, Callie.

You know what they say, "If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely".

If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely by 100% Not David December 7, 2019

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I'm not saying my name again

You already know my name.

Hym "I'm not saying my name again. I know you view it as some kind of victory and I know you already know it so I'm not doing it. YOU say my name, bitch."

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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