Not Working 

Not doing anything ever

Logan is not working

Not Working by JHippo June 3, 2022

Not Working 

Nope. I said that I stopped doing that EXPLICITLY. "She's fucking the retard and everyone is passing off their hours on to me and trying to make me do all the work to make their lives easier... I'm just going to stop working.... I want it to be a slow-burn... I'm going to turn down the tap until they fire me..."

Hym "I wasn't not working. I stopped working. They work not working. Instead of working they fucked the retard and when they were done fucking the retard, I would show up early, work for 15 hours, and do their job in addition to my own."

Not Working by Hym Iam January 10, 2024

The hood it not working 

What Thai restaurants post on their door to signify a temporary closure of the restaurant. If the manager is out, hood translates to 'head' thus giving more definition to the concept itself. Additionally, the 'it' is a philosophical reference to the state the 'hood' is in. To fully comprehend such sign, read it as "The HEAD IS not working"

Manager/owner is out of town on business for a few days and there is nobody to take over the job. Restaurant will post sign reading: The hood it not working"

The hood it not working by Amale O. November 14, 2007

it's not working out 

Shit guys say when they're breaking up with you

*texting to Emma* I can't do this anymore, it's not working out
*Emma replies* whatt? what do you mean

it's not working out by fuck i'm depressed November 29, 2016

It's not working 

Rasta lyrics to sing when the drum machine is stuck on one beat, the bassist is too high play anything but one chord and the guitarist is a grinning retard who isn't playing anything at all. Just rock it.

*boom* *boom* *boom* It's not working *boom* *boom* *boom* It's not working *boom* *boom* *boom*

"Dude, I guess it's not working."

It's not working by chainy10 April 2, 2010

social not-working 

Procrastinating important things in need to be done such as studying, or assignments due the next day, by social networking on websites like facebook.

Dork: "Hey, did you get that assignment done yet? i already finished my research paper"
Typical lazy guy: "No, i'm social not-working right now"

Teacher: "Im concerned about your grades slipping, have you been studying?"
Student: "No, i've been socially not-working instead"
Teacher: (sighs) Facebook is the only book kids will read these days...

social not-working by mickeyd23 March 6, 2011

It's not working

Getting me to take a hint is not this working. Stop trying to use this to control me. You are doing it only because you want to make a point about rape and in doing so you aren't doing anything other than revealing your own pathology about it. It's pathetic that THE RAPE-PORN GUY has a healthier relationship with rape than you do.

Hym "No. Don't let her fool you into thinking that me doing something I said I wouldn't do somehow constitutes 'this working.' You are going to let a petty childish imbecile drive my life directly into one of your kids and all over the fact that you let an idiot convince you that is some kind of tug of war. So it's not working. I just haven't murdered your kids yet. She just wants to rape me. I said I don't want this to be used to guide me into a life I don't want so she has convinced you to go along with it. She needs a therapist to deal with her rape victim trauma and not 'to have control of a guy who said things she doesn't like about rape.' Fold or lose another kid. Listen to not-me already got them killed. You tried to do it without involving me because you don't like that I involved other people."

It's not working by Hym Iam December 8, 2025