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normal words
"I'm gonna look up the definition of hot pocket as a joke and now --- jesus christ, Normal words arent even normal."
normal words by TheGoodWisdom April 1, 2017
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Norval.w • normal weight • normal words • Normal Work - HN • We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes • White Guy, of the Normal Variety. • Pacifism's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep." • Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep." • Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep • Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep
normal weight
if you are not too thin and not too fat, then you have a normal weight. an amount of 'normal weight' kilos depends on you height and age. if you are grown up (18 y.o.+) and you need to know your perfect (desirable) weight you need to subtract 110 from your height in cm., the answer means your normal weight.
you can also use the body mass index calculator to calculate your body mass index (or BMI - google it) to recheck my results.
you can also use the body mass index calculator to calculate your body mass index (or BMI - google it) to recheck my results.
Person 1: My height is 5''7 and my weight is 133 pounds. Should lose some weight? I look pudgy!
Person 2: No! You have a normal weight!
Girl: My height is 164cm. and my weight is 65 kilos. Feel its rising! Is it ok?
Girl's BFF: It's ok, but you really should lose at least 10 kilos to reach your normal weight. Or you are going to look like shit in a couple years! Look at Jessica Simpson! Do you wanna look like that???
Girl: Oh gosh, of course I don't! I'll do my fucking best to avoid it!
Person 2: No! You have a normal weight!
Girl: My height is 164cm. and my weight is 65 kilos. Feel its rising! Is it ok?
Girl's BFF: It's ok, but you really should lose at least 10 kilos to reach your normal weight. Or you are going to look like shit in a couple years! Look at Jessica Simpson! Do you wanna look like that???
Girl: Oh gosh, of course I don't! I'll do my fucking best to avoid it!
normal weight by frokensnork April 8, 2011
Normal Work - HN
Normal Work - HN by qweqweHN March 29, 2023
We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes
Bu**s**t!! This is merely what you **always** say when someone calls your help-line! You're just too cheap to hire enough customer-service reps!
Unless there actually was a recent major event like a power-outage or security-breach, DON'T BELIEVE IT if a company's caller-greeting recording says that, "We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes; you may stay on the line and wait for the next representative, or you can leave a call-back number for one of our reps to return your call during this same business day, or you might want to try your call again later"... again, DON'T BELIEVE IT --- in all likelihood, this is merely what they ALWAYS tell ALL of their customers who call, no matter what time-period it is ! And whatever you do, DON'T THINK THAT "LEAVING YOUR NUMBER" WILL CAUSE THE COMPANY TO CALL YOU BACK... I have waited ALL THE REST OF THE DAY for a call-back, and the company **never** got back to me! The best thing to do, therefore, is to simply "stay on the line" to "keep your slot in the cue", even if it means a long wait... better to eventually get through than never reach a live person at all.
We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes by QuacksO July 29, 2019
White Guy, of the Normal Variety.
A Caucasian male that belives he's living in the fifties. Plays sports averagely, gets decent girls, gets decent marks, likes classic rock music, Christian, is mildly proud to be Caucasian, but not racist, as it takes too much energy and is morally wrong. Is usualy found today in small suburbs or small Canadian towns. Can usualy be found beating up emo fags, laughing at super nerds, staring at chicks they can't get, because they're not of African decent, being slightly suspicious of homosexuals, playing sports, or ripping on white guys who think they're rappers/black.
Guy 1: "Yo,dowg! Wazzup, bitches?!"
"White Guy, of the Normal Variety.": "Good Lord! You ,sir, can't rap. You call us racist, while you're the one trying to act like an African American, giving them ,and us ,a bad name."
(turning to other guys)
Guy 2: "Come on, guys. Let's leave this loser alone and play football!"
"White Guy, of the Normal Variety.": "Good Lord! You ,sir, can't rap. You call us racist, while you're the one trying to act like an African American, giving them ,and us ,a bad name."
(turning to other guys)
Guy 2: "Come on, guys. Let's leave this loser alone and play football!"
White Guy, of the Normal Variety. by The Man's Buddy. April 13, 2010
Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep
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The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
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“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
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“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
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pajama casual
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