Northwich

Northwich-a quiet town, where many crimes, and scallies hang around macdonalds, and on the other side moshers hang out on courts

'arrrr mate, lets get this mosher'

Northwich by Sarah Kenyon January 16, 2005

Northwich

Full of pastie pushers and 90% of the people in Northwich have been hit with the ugly stick.

PASTIE PUSHER IN NORTHWICH
RUN

Northwich by Pastie Pusher January 10, 2012

going to norwich 

Was a slang used to ask someone if they wanted to smoke marijuana so no one would know what you were asking.

Norwich had an insane asylum and we would smoke so much we would should have been committed.

Hey Billy, You want to go to Norwich?
Yo were going to Norwich want to come?
I haven't been to Norwich in a long time.

going to norwich by Figaro420 April 7, 2021

norwich man 

a finished football player from portugal who is father 6 children and also a rapist

he carried his team Manchester united from 2nd position to 7th position in epl and his retard fans blame harry maguire for it but cannot accept the fact that their idol ghosted against good teams like liverpool , man city, chelsea etc. and statpadding with teams like Norwich & Tottenham

when his team need him the most he disappears

he's norwich man

I needed 13 goals in that match, I had no fear
because norwich man was on pitch

norwich man by Yourmomssexoffender April 18, 2022

Norwich Connecticut 

Despite being called the "Rose City" Norwich has a constant smell of rotting plants combined with cannabis. A favorite spot for middle class white people to pretend to be street thugs while staying safe from the actual streets in New London. Local pastimes include dining at the premiered 7/11, and shoplifting the local Goodwill. Main exports include Meth, Crack and shitty ass drivers. You won't have your car broken into but don't be surprised to find homeless people rubbing their stomach on your car if you leave it for more than 5 minutes. Local mothers ship their welfare claims to the Norwich Free Academy where students either choke on fumes from poor ventilation or get expelled for asking teachers for prescription drugs. If you live in surrounding towns like Bozrah, Lebanon, or Preston you probably know someone from here who either drives a shitbox Subaru/Civic complete with monster energy stickers, thinks selling 25$ of weed a week is the "grind" or claims Chris Webby cured his depression.

"Hey man you ever been to Norwich Connecticut?" Nah Fam, not a fan of watching local crackheads try to fight hicks from Lebanon just trying to get weed"

Norwich Connecticut by Official Loser man November 18, 2021

Norwich NY 

Norwich May be the scummiest place on earth with the school district being millions of dollars in debt. A abundance of crackheads. The local Byrne dairy which some people call the drug capital of the world. Also to top it all off no sports teams in the last decade have won sectionals

Let’s stop at Norwich Ny

Bro don't disrespect me like that again I don't want to smoke crack out of a spoon

Norwich NY by Fordaboys May 18, 2019

Norwich man 

I was born and raised in Norwich. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the Norwich man, he travels to Norwich when they are playing. He scores 6 goals and then disappears until the next Norwich game. I still have nightmares that he's hiding in our stadium.

Mason Mount the Norwich man

Norwich man by Bad Chelsea take March 11, 2022