Northland Secondary School

The worst secondary school in Singapore filled with obese white af round-ass chinese kids(other race included but Chinese of more) and short center-parting

glasses wearing kids, full of vapers in the toilet especially the sec 2-5, northland secondary school previous principal, Mdm Tan, is always crying on the zoom meeting for the entire school to see so that she can leave this god awful Northland secondary school like she cared about it

PSLE failure: Hi, i am from Northland Secondary School

Person with iq above room temperature :" lol loser dumbass potential ITE bastard"

Northland Secondary School by Average r/genzedong user March 21, 2022

Northland Secondary School

Northland Secondary school is a place filled with no life degenerates students that have no goals in life and couldn't survive a second without their bubblegum flavoured Vape . Located in the independent sovereign nation of Yishun , a country right smack in the middle of Singapore and Malaysia , Northland secondary school is one of the worst school in the entire world , ranking #1897464 in the School tier list , Due to the amount of Xmm , YPs , gangsters and morbidly a-beast white ass never seen sunlight in their life, mouth breathers triple chins chinese kids. It isn't difficult to see why Northland Secondary School is the worst. WARNING , Northland secondary school has this creepy ass , teleporting ass , bald ass old guy that will send you to a concentration camp like the auschwitz when you miss the time by 1 nano second because some old fart bus driver auntie/uncle just can't step on the paddle. The bald ass old guy will force you to pick grass like how black people picked cotton in the 1800s for a hour or more depending on the amount of time he caught your ass. Northland Secondary School is literally hell on earth and multiple human rights violation have been committed there. Don't ever end up in this school coming from a survival.

Person 1- "Wow , I am selected to go to Northland Secondary School , can't wait to meet all the friendly people there!"

Person 2- "Bro definitely retarded lmao, future garbage truck driver."

Northland Secondary School by DogEaterFromChongQing February 25, 2023

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Northland Secondary School by Joe mama deez September 15, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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