North berwick

A place south of Sanford, North of North Berwick, in Maine. There is nothing there except a mill and a place that fixes airplane engines.

Man, this is so boring, we must be in North Berwick

North berwick by Johnamon February 13, 2009

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North Berwick

A town which idiots think they know all about when they say it's in England... IT'S IN SCOTLAND!!! Lady Gaga is thinking of moving to yester house reasonably nearby(as rumoured).

Somebody once said that people say "This town is so boring, we must be in North Berwick" they were wrong, Fringe on the beach happened there and there are several festivals. That may sound boring but they can be really fun. In the summer, it's close to Edinburgh so you can go to the film festival which is AMAZING.

Idiot: Are we in England yet? I want to be there already
Average Person: We're not going to England, we're going to North Berwick.
Idiot:Sure we are, North Berwick is in England
Average Person: Actually it's in Scotland.
Idiot: Yeah, but isn't Scotland in England?
Average Person: No. it's not.

North Berwick by Chikchikaroo January 5, 2011

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North Berwick

A town in England

North Berwick is in England

North Berwick by thabiggestdogg May 2, 2009

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The North Berwick Nibbler

What is needed for this task;
1. man
2. partner
3. condom
4. sperm
5. anus
6. mouth
7. desire for the freakiest sex out there

Directions;
After night out wining and dining with your partner you bring them back for some fantastic loving. This is a move for the end of the night. After having sexual intercourse, using a condom and there is a little collection of sperm in the tip. Remove the condom from the shaft of the penis and insert the bottom of the condom in to your anus so that it is hanging down like the fruit of the pawpaw tree. Then get your partner to nibble and suckle at it like a baby pig until all the sperm is removed. After you can spoon.

1. Mmm The North Berwick Nibbler was sooo good

2. I like to do The North Berwick Nibbler every Tuesday

The North Berwick Nibbler by Callum Russell March 1, 2009

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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