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A Noronia (Noro for short) is a being that, at first glance, appears to only be capable of sarcasm and murder; however, this misconception of noronias is wrong. Noronia is a person who is, undoubtedly, very cool and amazing. Everyone loves a noronia. Noronias are often seen with a Yazimae. Noronias are the type of people to make content on Youtube or Twitch, because thats just who they are.
Person 1: I see you've been hanging out with a yazimae the other day.
Person 2: Yeah, because yazimae is stupid and I have to supervise them.
Person 1: You're such a noronia.
Noronia by CopperIngot23 February 13, 2022
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A school district in Ohio full of snobs,sluts, and wiggers. With stupid little fights that everyone thinks is so hxc, but in reality is lame.

The typical Nordonia girl is a fake bitch who tends to think that the overdyed hair/fake tans are sexy.

The typical Nordonia guy is usually a stoner who thinks its cool to smoke in the parking lot and wants everyone to know they are doing it. Sometimes the girls follow in this action as well.
(Nordonia kid yelling across classroom)
"YA GONNA GET BAKED WIFF ME 2NIGHT?!"
"Ya lets go in the parking lot!"

nordonia boys

Boys from Nordonia , they are particularly fucked up high schoolers who are addicted to vaping . They cant keep a girl because of all their issues. They tend to switch girlfriends every week or two. About 33% are wanna be gangsters, 33% are republican white trash hicks, and 33% are just little bitches in general. The remaining 1% could be potential boyfriend material. If a Nordonia boy DMs you, block him immediately, delete your Instagram, and burn your phone. Chances are all he wants is your nudes. Too all the good students of nearby schools, beware. They aren’t worth your time or sex.
Don’t go near Nordonia boys.
nordonia boys by Foodsgirls December 10, 2018
A district filled with druggies, fights, and nonsense. Everywhere you look theres a hoe trying to get with some guy. Most of the guys are ugly, but there's SOME rare cute ones. The girls think their overly product filled hair is the most attractive thing ever, it's not. The guys try their hardest to act as if they're in a gang, once again they're not. Most kids have big ass egos and think they're the shit too. ONCE AGAIN, THEY'RE NOT.
"Yo dude, I slept with some nordonia girl last night"
"Ew really? "

"Damn, he's cute."
"Yea, i hope he's not a gross nordonia boy, but if he is i hope he's a good one."
Nordonia by Queenbee26 December 23, 2017
Dreaded disease caused by a lack of capital. Pronounced "no-MONEY-ah", punning on "pneumonia", its symptoms are: complaining about how broke one is, loss of weight because of a lack of food to eat, and general nastiness until the next paycheck comes.
A week before payday, I always come down with nomonia.
nomonia by pentozali April 9, 2006
a school district, not in asia but ohio, that includes three cities and a higher concentration of stupid than what was previously thought to be possible.

the typical nordonia kid parties constantly and essentially acts like a wannabe gangster.
Nordonia is the place to go if you want to meet a loser and get really drunk.
When the corona pandemic is over and its absence makes you miss the peace and quiet of the viral days.
The gym's so packed.. Thanks norona.
Norona by noritu February 7, 2022
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