norking

Norking is the ancient art of not really working while giving the illusion that one is productive. Norkers, or experts in the field, meet regularly to refine this skill - and are covetous about acquiring new techniques (rarely shared of course.)

You can instantly spot a norker in the crowd. They tend to be giddy happy - and rarely talk work!

In at 10:15 today. My daughters have a two hour delay this morning. I'll be in after taking them to school. Just finished the last breakfast and now norking from home until then.

by Paul Laibach February 5, 2004

norking

Norking usually involes cream buns or some type of bagel connected with paste. To nork is simply the sound one makes when munching happily on a pastry filled with jelly/fruits/ or often, love. Used in its verb form "to nork" means to swip quickly at the pastry's creme-filled center. So it is possible to use it in a sentence as follows:

"Well, I was making alot of norking sounds when I heard my friend asking if I was eating his cream bun and I quickly norked the cream dripping from the edges of his bagel before he saw me."

"Nork nork nork..."
"What are you doing?"
"I'm eating a canole."

by ukraine July 1, 2005

Norking

Norking by defenition is an overload of the senses such as loud music, vibrant colors, and an excess of social interaction.

Also like an adjective to describe something very fun

I was out of it because i was norking all night.

Or That party was norking.

by Alex Norkus July 16, 2008

Norbingstoes

Long, sexy man toes that can only be possessed by the Norb.

"My G-spot has never been rocked quite like that. He must have used his Norbingstoes."

by Mathseus Hockingsham December 31, 2009

Knee Nooking

to sensually message the crease in the back of the knee with tongue, finger, phallus, or other phallus like object

He was knee nooking me so hard I couldn't walk the next day.

by Eyeball_licker69 December 3, 2014

notkinghill

An amazing sex move in which a man puts ice on his girl's asshole. The man later gets a fake crown and gets a bag full of water and puts it on the fridge. Once frozen, the man will put the frozen ice on the girl's stomach (lying down bed) and then pins her.

Guy: IM NOTKINGHILL
Girl (with ahegao face): OH YES FREEZE ME NOTKINGHILL

by _yeet.god_ November 7, 2018

Norling

Noun: A silverback of Northern European ancestry, indigenous and endemic to the Central Texas area.

Verb: To use surprising cunning against and prevail.

Noun: Check out that Norling over there, I hear he has five sacks!

Verb: Truant wanted to succeed at his last job, but he got norlinged by his hosebeast boss.

by Truant January 13, 2004