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When your a fucking retard that doesnt know how to spell noodle
noodel by ballsintheballcage October 6, 2021

noodel tools 

a tool used by noodels to be more noodely and suck your mother up the bum bum
i will noodel tools your fanny u fart stain
noodel tools by uga boogga booooga October 4, 2022
An alcohol induced, female bar patron with an insatiable and unrelenting obsession to haphazardly sample, finagle and endure an unfulfilling quest for the ultimate 'Noodle' (a.k.a. male genitalia). Sometimes used in combination with the following adjectives/descriptors: 'sloppy', 'unsightly', 'desperate', puss-wide-open' and 'gargantuan'. For example: 'Sloppy Noodler' or 'Unsightly Noodler'.
Dude, the "Noodler" has been in here every night this week!
Are you frickin kidding me, the "Noodler" is totally out of control today. She's had her puss-wide-open for at least six guys since 11am!
I was pulling up to Trudeau's house and the "Noodler" came out of a side hatch door, barefoot, wearing a Nickelback t-shirt.
Noodler by Charitable Disguise October 13, 2019

touch noodle 

A stupid fucking insult twelve year olds without a sense of grammatical coherence use to defend Logan Paul exploiting someone’s suicide in the comment section of a YouTube video
Oh and buy the way your a fucking touch noodle he’s more runner and more awesome than you dick I clicked on the video to see how you gonna prove this bullshit you dumbass clickbait asshole
touch noodle by hterbluc May 1, 2018

thunder noodle 

A noodle that falls down the stairs and sounds like thunder.
I woke up to thunder this morning and thought there were storms. Turns out it was just a thunder noodle coming down the stairs.
thunder noodle by mooncow728 July 21, 2021

Pool Noodling 

being tossed around in bed as if you were as weightless as a pool noodle
Jake was pool noodling me last night.
Pool Noodling by FunP4President December 3, 2022
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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