noodl

small blonde english person that bounces about this dull world! aka me

Noodl says Rarg!

by Hah June 11, 2004

noodl

means 3 things:
1- Penis
2- Noodles
3- Saxophone

guy 1: i'd want your noodl
guy 2: what kind of noodl?

by RicardoTheSmartAss April 11, 2017

Noodl

noodl is noodl. noodl is stan. noodl is jermain husband. noodl

noodl epic pogger

by The gay the jaymie December 27, 2021

noodl

a dude who got a username from smash bros and claimed it as his own

noodl has a small brain

by a super radical dude December 27, 2021

Noodler

An alcohol induced, female bar patron with an insatiable and unrelenting obsession to haphazardly sample, finagle and endure an unfulfilling quest for the ultimate 'Noodle' (a.k.a. male genitalia). Sometimes used in combination with the following adjectives/descriptors: 'sloppy', 'unsightly', 'desperate', puss-wide-open' and 'gargantuan'. For example: 'Sloppy Noodler' or 'Unsightly Noodler'.

Dude, the "Noodler" has been in here every night this week!
Are you frickin kidding me, the "Noodler" is totally out of control today. She's had her puss-wide-open for at least six guys since 11am!
I was pulling up to Trudeau's house and the "Noodler" came out of a side hatch door, barefoot, wearing a Nickelback t-shirt.

by Charitable Disguise October 13, 2019

touch noodle

A stupid fucking insult twelve year olds without a sense of grammatical coherence use to defend Logan Paul exploiting someone’s suicide in the comment section of a YouTube video

Oh and buy the way your a fucking touch noodle he’s more runner and more awesome than you dick I clicked on the video to see how you gonna prove this bullshit you dumbass clickbait asshole

by hterbluc May 1, 2018

thunder noodle

A noodle that falls down the stairs and sounds like thunder.

I woke up to thunder this morning and thought there were storms. Turns out it was just a thunder noodle coming down the stairs.

by mooncow728 July 21, 2021