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Noobulus 

The name of glory to the once most powerful noob to have ever walked, challenging god and satan and winning
Noobulus had smashed Gabriel’s face into a pillar and hushed the archangel. “Shhh, rest now child, no more defiance or screaming is needed here. Rest knowing that a man of strength will be in charge from now on!” Noobulus proclaimed before walking up the heavenly steps.
Noobulus by Noobulus November 15, 2021
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noobulous 

adj. - To act like a noob (a new or uneducated/unexperienced person).
And so, a new word was made when Jerilynn felt Zach was acting like a noob, and she called him noobulous.

"Stop being so noobulous!"
noobulous by [Jerilynn] January 6, 2009
Noun/insult.

Someone who is a nob of galactic proportions i.e. nob + nebulus.
Person 1: Has anyone seen my sandwich?
Person 2 : Yeah I ate it.
Person 1: You absolute nobulus!
nobulus by Matty M Juice October 10, 2011

nooblus tublus 

Noob.

Lolz XD Rotflmao Lmao ROFL ect.
U Nooblus Tublus!!!!!!!!!

noobuloso 

adj. - Noobulous in Spanish.

See noobulous.
Jerilynn le dijo a Manny que el es noobuloso.
noobuloso by [Jerilynn] January 22, 2008

noobulous 

where someone is a noob and does actions that make them a noob
“she’s so noobulous”
noobulous by clive2019 July 22, 2019

Nobulus bellend

The ultimate cunt. Someone of absolute cuntery in the highest order.
Person 1: That twat tried to run me over!
Person 2: What a Nobulus Bellend.
Nobulus bellend by Ivabiggun November 4, 2022
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Pee Calculus

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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