The name of glory to the once most powerful noob to have ever walked, challenging god and satan and winning
Noobulus had smashed Gabriel’s face into a pillar and hushed the archangel. “Shhh, rest now child, no more defiance or screaming is needed here. Rest knowing that a man of strength will be in charge from now on!” Noobulus proclaimed before walking up the heavenly steps.
A Nobullshitarian simply means that one is susceptible to nobullshitarianism, hence, Carl Ebejer. It is a very subtle allergy and can be cured by means of manslaughter. One may find this word very useful when referring to all the flim-flam a Carl Ebejer has to offer when describing such matter.
1- "Do youwant some Carl Ebejer as dip with your galletti?"
2- "No thanks! I'm a nobullshitarian."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!