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Nobulus bellend

The ultimate cunt. Someone of absolute cuntery in the highest order.
Person 1: That twat tried to run me over!
Person 2: What a Nobulus Bellend.
Nobulus bellend by Ivabiggun November 4, 2022

Noobulus 

The name of glory to the once most powerful noob to have ever walked, challenging god and satan and winning
Noobulus had smashed Gabriel’s face into a pillar and hushed the archangel. “Shhh, rest now child, no more defiance or screaming is needed here. Rest knowing that a man of strength will be in charge from now on!” Noobulus proclaimed before walking up the heavenly steps.
Noobulus by Noobulus November 15, 2021

Nobelus The III

A top gamer, mainly known from the game League of Legends.
All the girls want to get in his pants. *wink* Lalna
Married and Loyal to Luke
Would ban Nobelus The III
Nobelus The III by Nobelus December 22, 2016
A type of shrublike person with non-mulus tendencies.
She is a nomulus
nomulus by Blatvik June 15, 2017

Nobullshitarian 

A Nobullshitarian simply means that one is susceptible to nobullshitarianism, hence, Carl Ebejer. It is a very subtle allergy and can be cured by means of manslaughter. One may find this word very useful when referring to all the flim-flam a Carl Ebejer has to offer when describing such matter.
1- "Do you want some Carl Ebejer as dip with your galletti?"
2- "No thanks! I'm a nobullshitarian."

nobulous 

a twat or a spaz
omg that bitch over there is such a nobulous
nobulous by onionringstho March 3, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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