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Nobulus bellend

The ultimate cunt. Someone of absolute cuntery in the highest order.
Person 1: That twat tried to run me over!
Person 2: What a Nobulus Bellend.
Nobulus bellend by Ivabiggun November 4, 2022

Noobulus 

The name of glory to the once most powerful noob to have ever walked, challenging god and satan and winning
Noobulus had smashed Gabriel’s face into a pillar and hushed the archangel. “Shhh, rest now child, no more defiance or screaming is needed here. Rest knowing that a man of strength will be in charge from now on!” Noobulus proclaimed before walking up the heavenly steps.
Noobulus by Noobulus November 15, 2021

Nobelus The III

A top gamer, mainly known from the game League of Legends.
All the girls want to get in his pants. *wink* Lalna
Married and Loyal to Luke
Would ban Nobelus The III
Nobelus The III by Nobelus December 22, 2016
A type of shrublike person with non-mulus tendencies.
She is a nomulus
nomulus by Blatvik June 15, 2017

Nobullshitarian 

A Nobullshitarian simply means that one is susceptible to nobullshitarianism, hence, Carl Ebejer. It is a very subtle allergy and can be cured by means of manslaughter. One may find this word very useful when referring to all the flim-flam a Carl Ebejer has to offer when describing such matter.
1- "Do you want some Carl Ebejer as dip with your galletti?"
2- "No thanks! I'm a nobullshitarian."

nobulous 

omg that bitch over there is such a nobulous
nobulous by onionringstho March 3, 2021