Noobinal

Any inanimate object that contains swag

Bob: Dude throw me that fucking noobinal

Joe: You mean this football.

Bob: NO, i want the fucking noobinal!

Noobinal by thenewwizard November 7, 2010

Noobinator

1. An extremely deadly noob that can terminate a professional on his/her first try.
2. A totally bitchin' dude that owns you.

Dude, did you see that noobinator pwn that faggzor?

Noobinator by Dr. Greene July 18, 2004

NOOBINATOR

A leet machine sent back in time to destroy and noobinate noobs.

The NOOBINATOR went back in time and NOOBINATED some noobs.

NOOBINATOR by THEE NOOBINATOR December 9, 2008

noobitalia

The genitalia of one whom is, a noob. Noobitalia generally features a small penis and/or testicles. This is not to be confused with pencilius dickitus, also known as Ward Syndrome.

Girl: Lets Fuck!!
Noob: YAY!!!!
*reveals noobitalia*
Girl: ...Nevermind...*laughs*
Noob: OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!

noobitalia by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007

noobical 

An extreme noob, someone who has annoyed a person of higher intelligence causing extreme frustration.

Stop talking to me, Claire. You are SUCH a noobical.

noobical by Farmer Chow January 26, 2007

noobinan 

Re-mix of the word noobin

Man 1: "Aww, what's that smell!?"
Man 2: "NOOBINAN!"

noobinan by Beef Jerkin April 18, 2004

Noobinality 

When a noob tries talking sense, but turns out a load of noob sounds and crap

That guy has such a Noobinality

Noobinality by Epic_Phoenix Gaming July 11, 2016