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The act of hunting for n00bs to stalk down and own
Fishing for noobs
Dude I went noobin yesterday and caught some big ones
Noobin by Caleb Craig April 18, 2008
Words you can keep
n. a fart of the silent variety; see also noobinan

synonym - SBD (silent but deadly);piper
Man 1: "Aww! What's that smell?!"
Man 2: "Noobin!"
noobin by Beef Jerkin April 18, 2004
A certain person who acts like they’re going to end a toxic relationship but jumps back into it straight after
Hey did you hear that max is being as absolute noobin and is dating Jess again
Noobin by Noobskin101 November 13, 2019

noobin it off 

1.The art that all noobs possess. The art of being a total complete noob, and looking like a fool to anyone else.
2.In private servers on Ragnarok Online, noobin it off would be when all the ppl on the server are novices.
Yo! Were noobin it off! *joins stream of novices*
noobin it off by Shikamaru October 1, 2005

Knee Nooking 

to sensually message the crease in the back of the knee with tongue, finger, phallus, or other phallus like object
He was knee nooking me so hard I couldn't walk the next day.
Knee Nooking by Eyeball_licker69 December 3, 2014

noobling 

A young or baby noob. These diminutive creatures tend to hang around in groups, so be careful if you accidentally prise one away from its habitat; its fellow nooblings will come after you shouting a torrent of abuse in Noobish.
Noobling1: phr33 money pl0z
Noobling2: pls gif me phr33 st00f im new 2 dis game!!111
You: No, go away
Noobling1: omg rep0rted!!
Noobling2: racist!
Noobling3: reprorted
Noobling4: ima follow u untilz u gif us fre stufzorz
noobling by Moist_Sponge December 3, 2010
The thing you do to keep people engaged in a conversation, but usually used to display that you are actively listening to what they are saying.
I'll tell you the secret to making the other person feel like you are listening to them and are interested in what they are saying... It's Nooding. You can get anywhere in life from this tip!

LOL really? It's that simple?

Yes, duh, that's how I got you engaged in this convo lel
nooding by Meeep ^^ October 22, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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