Noobach

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A lazy, useless, smelly bastard who speaks in a series of quiet grunts. These creatures do not have the ability to properly play the guitar and like nothing more than a good old "snack-a-doodle-doo."

A - "Hey Noobach."
B - "Shut it ya git!"

Noobach by Mr Dahooha April 29, 2008

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noobchopped

RPG (Role Playing Game) term used when a high level character kills a low level character with one hit in PVP (Player vs. Player).

Man, can you believe that dude ran into the arena like a hardass, he got noobchopped!

noobchopped by n00bch0p February 10, 2009

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Noobach • noobachoob • King Noobachadnezzar • nobacherie • noobchat • noobaholic • Noobschwitz • Nobachey • noobacabra • noobacalypse

noobacabra

a noob that is beyond the barrier. Someone so nooby they should be slapped with a raw trout.

Drew is a noobacabra

noobacabra by Colin W. November 23, 2006

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noobaphobia

The fear or dislike of noobs. (see noob)

I leave internet chat rooms as soon as noobs come on, as I have noobaphobia.

noobaphobia by Firestarter001 January 8, 2008

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King Noobachadnezzar

The King of Noobs. Period. Even names such as "Noobus Maximus", "Noobperor", "noobident" and "Noobisimo" can not describe people of these proportions.

King Noobachadnezzar is essentially the God/Father/God Father of all noobs.

King Noobachadnezzar by Skyther Gitlow September 21, 2007

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Noobschwitz

One of many facilities established by Pros in online gaming initially for the killing/pwning of the noobs as part of what was later deemed The Lollercaust. Members of other groups which were targeted for extermination included: fgts, hackers, nubs, penors, and awp whores.

ACHTUNG RTFM!

aww man i dun wanna go to noobschwitz.

Noobschwitz by teh bob December 9, 2008

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noobchat

Noob chat is used in online games and chat programs. Many noobs use this method to "communicate" to one another. Translators are still baffled by the complexity of their language. Chating like this is found only by smacking ones head against the keyboard repeatedly.

English: hey guys good job on the dragon
Noobchat: ima HAXOR LOKOKLKOLODKSqaasfdopgjadlksjbhgvkjasdgn;oifha UBER [LEET!!!!

noobchat by DA ROXXER OF ALL UBER LEET May 13, 2005

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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