Noobach 

A lazy, useless, smelly bastard who speaks in a series of quiet grunts. These creatures do not have the ability to properly play the guitar and like nothing more than a good old "snack-a-doodle-doo."

A - "Hey Noobach."
B - "Shut it ya git!"

Noobach by Mr Dahooha April 29, 2008

noobchopped 

RPG (Role Playing Game) term used when a high level character kills a low level character with one hit in PVP (Player vs. Player).

Man, can you believe that dude ran into the arena like a hardass, he got noobchopped!

noobchopped by n00bch0p February 10, 2009

noobacabra 

a noob that is beyond the barrier. Someone so nooby they should be slapped with a raw trout.

Drew is a noobacabra

noobacabra by Colin W. November 23, 2006

noobaphobia 

The fear or dislike of noobs. (see noob)

I leave internet chat rooms as soon as noobs come on, as I have noobaphobia.

noobaphobia by Firestarter001 January 8, 2008

King Noobachadnezzar

The King of Noobs. Period. Even names such as "Noobus Maximus", "Noobperor", "noobident" and "Noobisimo" can not describe people of these proportions.

King Noobachadnezzar is essentially the God/Father/God Father of all noobs.

King Noobachadnezzar by Skyther Gitlow September 21, 2007

Noobschwitz

One of many facilities established by Pros in online gaming initially for the killing/pwning of the noobs as part of what was later deemed The Lollercaust. Members of other groups which were targeted for extermination included: fgts, hackers, nubs, penors, and awp whores.

ACHTUNG RTFM!

aww man i dun wanna go to noobschwitz.

Noobschwitz by teh bob December 9, 2008

noobchat 

Noob chat is used in online games and chat programs. Many noobs use this method to "communicate" to one another. Translators are still baffled by the complexity of their language. Chating like this is found only by smacking ones head against the keyboard repeatedly.

English: hey guys good job on the dragon
Noobchat: ima HAXOR LOKOKLKOLODKSqaasfdopgjadlksjbhgvkjasdgn;oifha UBER LEET!!!!

noobchat by DA ROXXER OF ALL UBER LEET May 13, 2005