a person who can't stop looking at or helping noobs out. They also when trying not to be a noob look even more like a noob.
"yo look at that noobaholic tryin to impress those girls."
"i heard hes a noobaholic on ________ (your word goes here) cause hes being nice"
"i heard hes a noobaholic on ________ (your word goes here) cause hes being nice"
by surfsup1212 September 11, 2006
by blind_hawk July 11, 2008