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nonfucking fuckboy 

Jakob Ryckeghem
Jakob Ryckeghem is a nonfucking Fuckboy

nonturnal 

doesn't sleep at specifically night or day. Usually doesn't sleep at all and has very few naps
He doesn't sleep at night or day. He must be nonturnal.
nonturnal by samiam1nn November 1, 2009

nonfriendwhoreyness 

Someone who does not obsessively try to see how many "friends" they can acquire on websites with a "friending feature" (such as MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal, Red vs Blue and all other websites with such a function.)
"I pride myself in nonfriendwhoreyness!" said the non-friendwhore.
nonfriendwhoreyness by Count3D July 10, 2007

nonference call 

In business, a conference call that essentially accomplishes nothing after an hour of talking.
"Oh no, we have another nonference call at 2 today. What a waste of time!"
nonference call by Team WTF March 31, 2009
A man or woman who, for whatever reason, will not engage in premarital sex. Mainly found on conservative or religious college campuses.
Damn that babe was so fine, it's too bad she was a nonfuck, otherwise I would've taken her straight up to my room for some all-night action.
nonfuck by AttiSchwagg May 2, 2010

nonfriending 

The act of neither confirming nor ignoring a facebook friend request, thereby leaving the friend request that is "awaiting confirmation" hovering in your friend request box indefinitely, leaving the requester completely powerless.
Janie: Hey, did you ever respond to that friend request from Kathleen?

Elena: No way! I totally nonfriended her. She can keep waiting.

Janie: Nonfriending is the only way to go with that crazy bitch. You wouldn't want her to facestalk you anyways.
nonfriending by the antifriend February 9, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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