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Nommis is a little guy, a great guy in-fact. Meeting Nommis is the opportunity of a lifekind. Its like winning the lottery.

He railed the absolute shit out of my pet hamster once, but hes a little guy so we wont judge him, perchance.
AJ: Yo did you see my pet Nommis anywhere?

Simmon: Yeah, I think he was fucking my hamster.

AJ: That little whore!
Nommis by TannerZeal May 31, 2023
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Nomfiscate 

To consume a food or beverage that belongs to someone else in a forceful manner.
My friend showed up to my house with a pizza. While he was in the bathroom we nomfiscated the entire pizza, much to his dismay.
Nomfiscate by J Cenzo May 25, 2013
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nomiskramuts 

This is when you determin a group of people to be smooth good looking and just general nutters.
''Them people ova ther a bunch nomiskramuts u no''
The art of eating one's food loudly and enjoyably
Nathan: Hey Nem ,look at Haylee nomming on those fruitloops.
Haylee: *stuffing face with fruitloops* NOM NOM NOM
Nem: I want some *runs to Haylee* NOM NOM NOM
Nomming by Deery Me December 9, 2008
This pizza is very NOMish!
NOMish by yankeegirlkate October 29, 2011
Nommi is an unusual name, only worn by a selected few. It is a special name, a magic name, known for its awesomeness and mystique. The carrier of the name often receive special powers, such as fuck you-feminism, humble communist blood, not-eating-animals-skills or hair that changes colour almost every day. A Nommi's only weakness is chocolate. Waving a piece of chocolate in front of her tingles her sensitive chocolate-sense, making her weak enough to submit to any demands you might have.
There are many variations of the name, with other vowels and less consonants. Nommi, though, is the consummate version.
"Wow, I wish Nommi would stop talking about the revolution, as a republican, it scares me."
"Nommi's chocolate-sense is tingling."
Nommi by Persikofjun November 28, 2012
A type of behaviour where no logic is used to get from the start to end, quite frequently creates more work for other entities with no clear goal in its vision upsetting everyone who comes in contact with this behaviour.
He sent out this normish email to everyone he could think of, even though two people could have accomplished.
normish by Stanwise May 19, 2004