Persikofjun's definitions

Nommi

Nommi is an unusual name, only worn by a selected few. It is a special name, a magic name, known for its awesomeness and mystique. The carrier of the name often receive special powers, such as fuck you-feminism, humble communist blood, not-eating-animals-skills or hair that changes colour almost every day. A Nommi's only weakness is chocolate. Waving a piece of chocolate in front of her tingles her sensitive chocolate-sense, making her weak enough to submit to any demands you might have.
There are many variations of the name, with other vowels and less consonants. Nommi, though, is the consummate version.

"Wow, I wish Nommi would stop talking about the revolution, as a republican, it scares me."
"Nommi's chocolate-sense is tingling."

by Persikofjun November 28, 2012