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Nomicide
1. The word used to describe the act of homicide commited by domesticated pets, usually pampered/spoilt cats, who aren't fed on schedule
2. A fictional method of suicide in the lolcats universe where forgetful owners/humans forget to or don't feed a pet due to their attention being occupied by something meaningless or trivial.
The Pet in question, usually tempermental cat, murders their owner/s in a horrible,bloody and often VERY messy death.
2. A fictional method of suicide in the lolcats universe where forgetful owners/humans forget to or don't feed a pet due to their attention being occupied by something meaningless or trivial.
The Pet in question, usually tempermental cat, murders their owner/s in a horrible,bloody and often VERY messy death.
A woman comes home to find the mutilated body of her teenage son on the living room floor, the look of terror on his face, blood splattered across his cloths, the walls, ceiling, floor & computer screen which displays the images of an M.M.O.R.P.G
Looking down at the floor, the cat can be seen looking at its handy work waging its tail in disproval of its former owners poor judgement, turning its head, the cat looks at the woman and meows in a short innocent sounding tone implying its innosence despite the obvious blood stains visible in its furr.
- Nomicide
Looking down at the floor, the cat can be seen looking at its handy work waging its tail in disproval of its former owners poor judgement, turning its head, the cat looks at the woman and meows in a short innocent sounding tone implying its innosence despite the obvious blood stains visible in its furr.
- Nomicide
Related Words
Vehicular Nomicide
1) The act of performing fellatio/cunnilingus in a car
2) The act of performing fellatio/cunnilingus on a person who is operating a moving vehicle.
2) The act of performing fellatio/cunnilingus on a person who is operating a moving vehicle.
You wouldn't believe how far it fit down her throat; on the way to the club last night; it was pure Vehicular Nomicide.
Vehicular Nomicide by Shadynommer November 21, 2010
Justifiable Nomicide
When food looks/smells SO gotdamn good, you just have to eat it. (even if it belongs to someone else)
That pot of crackaroni and cheese Yoli left out was just beggin to be nommed. I had to eat it...totally a Justifiable Nomicide.
Justifiable Nomicide by The original kali chan May 19, 2011
Nomicidal
Nomicidal by Mordengaard July 25, 2018
Nemicide
Go commit nemicide
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