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An person that’s usually elderly that likes reporting people for very petty things and behaves like they have authority when they have none at all and that goes about their business to annoy the younger generation.
The roads are full of noarses driving at way under the speed limit this morning so I’m going to be late to work.
noarse by The stuntman February 12, 2021

nolansexual

Being totally obssesed by Nolan Holloway
Me : Omg I love Nolan!
Mom : I know, you're nolansexual!
nolansexual by meliasteiner January 7, 2021

nolanshaw 

Literally refers to an individual that shits his pants. Used more generally in reference to someone who is considered a total moron.
1. That guy was so drunk last night he totally nolanshawed.
2. I hate that guy he's a nolanshaw.
nolanshaw by Beth Finn May 4, 2006

nolans dick 

The longest and biggest dick you will ever see, girls say it make you feel good!
nolans dick is so big
nolans dick by Hello555 February 7, 2017
Variation of the French surname Nolasque. It is also widely seen throughout Spain, Portugal, as well as, in some Latin American countries.
You still jealous of Nolasco? good
nolasco by spacegoat9000 January 6, 2019

nolans penis 

Karen:What the fuck is that little fucking Nolans penis lookin ass thing, looks like an armadillo
nolans penis by Iloveyoujonathon September 13, 2015
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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