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An person that’s usually elderly that likes reporting people for very petty things and behaves like they have authority when they have none at all and that goes about their business to annoy the younger generation.
The roads are full of noarses driving at way under the speed limit this morning so I’m going to be late to work.
noarse by The stuntman February 12, 2021
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narsearchism 

The act of thoroughly and repeatedly Googling ones self.
Brian is constantly plugging his name into the computers search engines to see how much information is out there about him. Total Narsearchism. I guess he wants to be a celebrity.
narsearchism by LCat October 3, 2013
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noahsexual 

Being in love or attracted to acting star Noah Schnapp.
Hannah: I’m in love with Noah.

Robert: that mean you are Noahsexual
noahsexual by Loserxxbb January 1, 2021

Norse paganism 

A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of the Norse. Norse pagans often adopt the same world view and outlook on life as the vikings.
He's into Norse paganism.
Norse paganism by Judge dredd7 July 25, 2011

noahsexual 

When your only really attracted to Noah schnapp
“What’s your sexuality?” “Oh I’m Noahsexual.” “What’s that mean?” “It means I’m only attracted to Noah schnapp

Noorseen 

Noorseen is a girl that loves lame jokes such as (ur mom), (Deez Nuts), (69). She's also obsessed Genshin Impact!! She's also a girl with messy hair
Girl With messy hair walks in

Girl 1 (with messy hair): Hey, you wanna play Genshin?
Girl 2: No, I'll pass
Girl 1: Deez
Girl 2: Deez what?
Girl 1 : DEEZ NUTS! HAH!
Girl 2: Really? Fuck Off! anyways, who's that on ur wallpaper screen?
Girl 1: YOUR MOM! HEHEHEHE
Girl 2: GIRL REALLY! FUCK YOU! YOU'RE SUCH A NOORSEEN, UGH
Noorseen by L0st.Chi1d December 6, 2021

Norse Invader 

1. (v) When a man and woman are having sex in the wheelbarrow position in the front lawn or front porch, then as the man climaxes he grabs the woman's torso and charges at the front door smashing his partner through the door headfirst.
Olga has a pretty bad neck injury from the Norse Invader that Sven gave her last week.
Norse Invader by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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