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Nick Nolteed 

Intoxicated to the point where all self-recognition is lost and one wakes up with fewer friends.
Wow, Hogan* was so Nick Nolteed last night he tried to kiss Kelly* and pissed his pants. He woke up beside Paris Hogan* with a toliet paper roll in his ass...
Nick Nolteed by Lucy Lawless March 24, 2007
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the oppiste of a goatee. There is hair everywhere on your face except where the goatee is.
notee by yof July 13, 2003
A kid with long, crooked, old-gopher type teeth who slurs all his/her/its words. Mashed together out of the Egyptian word "no", and the Assyrian word, "teeth".
Noteef #1: Man I 'ont even no wit no bi sittin' cheef ars dough-boy yella feva mofo.

Gerald : Nigga, you need subtitles.
Noteef #2: Got hith ath!
noteef by 11010010010010 March 4, 2016

Nokee Badsmith 

A partypooper/grumbler.
A term usually used in casinos to denote a poker player who constantly folds and complains about his hand.
"Play a hand fool, you ain't nothing but a yoghurt-slinging Noke Badsmith."
(1) An extremely scraggly goatee that does not deserve to exist.

(2) A person that should not grow a goatee.
Person 1: Hey man, I see you're rocking the noatee.
Person 2: Fuck you.
noatee by jumagiraffe December 3, 2009
Used to describe something that is good or to describe a girl who is a fit/a slut.
Often used by club promoters to describe drinks offers or the girls in the nightclub
Get down to Baa Bar tonight for nortee drinks offers and nortee girls

The girls were rude and the drinks were nortee

N-O-R-T-double E P-Mac is NORTEE
nortee by JohnnyNah August 26, 2011
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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