noatee

(1) An extremely scraggly goatee that does not deserve to exist.

(2) A person that should not grow a goatee.
Person 1: Hey man, I see you're rocking the noatee.
Person 2: Fuck you.
by jumagiraffe December 03, 2009
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noatee

1. Mutton chops so extreme they become the exact opposite of a goatee.

2. A beard that doesn't meet in the middle, like two lovers that could never be.
i.e. Led Zepplin had a mad noatee.
by $ylv$hady March 22, 2019
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