noatee

(1) An extremely scraggly goatee that does not deserve to exist.

(2) A person that should not grow a goatee.

Person 1: Hey man, I see you're rocking the noatee.
Person 2: Fuck you.

by jumagiraffe December 3, 2009

noatee

1. Mutton chops so extreme they become the exact opposite of a goatee.

2. A beard that doesn't meet in the middle, like two lovers that could never be.

i.e. Led Zepplin had a mad noatee.

by $ylv$hady March 22, 2019