Noisebot

Name: Noisebot Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
Availability: InStock

The maker of seriously unfunny and yet overpriced t-shirts with phrases liable to get a female wearer sexual harassed.

A lady wearing a T-shirt that says "Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War" is fun and all...... until a sexually repressed chap decides to take that advice, resulting in horrible consequences...... That Lady is now suing Noisebot for a bucket load of cash.

Noisebot by SlumdogHundredaire February 3, 2009

Words you can keep

noise bot

A new set of ads that seems to be replacing busted tees' adds on Urban Dictionary. Sad, because I loved BT's ads.

Dude see that UGLY girl on the right with the UNFUNNY shirt? yeah that's noise bot's new ad...

noise bot by BOBtheMOB March 22, 2008

Related Words

noisebottom • noise bot • noiseboard • noisebomb • Noiseboy • Uber Noise Bot

Noise Bot

The new, shitty ads on Urban Dictionary.

Busted Tees was annoying enough, but the Noise Bot chicks aren't hot and the shirts aren't funny.

Noise Bot by somebody, someone March 28, 2008

Noise Bot

A shitty tee brand with stupid jokes that they display on the shirts and then advertise on sites like Urban Dictionary. They are really stupid and really annoying. Very similar to snorgtees

Noise Bot Shirt: I Pooped Today!
The General Public: Whoop-de-fucking-do.

Damn, I'm so tired of seeing those ugly noise bot ads!

Noise Bot by torrrrrrub May 14, 2011

Noise Bot

A newfag set of advertisements which present cliche T-shirts on Urbandictionary.com. Notice how the text on most of the shirts' models are barely legal, therefore boosting sales.

Noise bot, if you want sales, take pictures of the actual shirts, don't just take a picture of a teenage girl wearing a green shirt-- then using paint to put text over the picture of your product.

Noise Bot by Dethgov January 4, 2009

noisebottom

Someone who farts a lot.

Some noisebottom made life very unpleasant for everyone on the subway this afternoon.

noisebottom by Circushead July 4, 2006

Noise Bot

Those stupid ads to the right on UD. The girls are mega ugly. Especially the one with the green shirt and the giant fat ears that stick out. And their shirts are lame as hell.

That chick over there is ugly as hell. Noise Bot's shirts suck.

Noise Bot by Lynnster February 26, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026