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Noghead makes music that makes you horny for more. You call someone Noghead when they love egg nog and give amazing head. They’re the type of person to always create and never lose sight of new ideas.
“That guy is such a noghead.. he gave me amazing head and stopped mid way to clip the sound for a new song”

“What a noghead! He rejected me over Christmas milk!”
Noghead by realwife22 May 23, 2024
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Nobhead on wheels 

A knobhead on wheels, is the kind of person, who drives round areas, usually with passengers. There are two types of nobhead on wheels. The conservative nobhead- This is the person who drives with 1 male passenger in the front, who usually, has his window down, and a tab out the window, and casually yells fuck off at people he passes. The semi-conservative nobhead- is the person who usually has a bunch of fat sluts, in the back, and a mate in the front. These drivers are usually on their way for a gangbang. The driver beeps their horn, and the sluts stick up fingers out of the back windows.
Tonight were the victim of a verbal attack, by a nobhead on wheels
Nobhead on wheels by Gaz April 8, 2005
a pleb, a retard, some stoopid little boy who needs a slap
Omg u stoopid nobhead, stop lickin my guinea pig
Nobhead by nob-hed August 11, 2003

nonghead 

an insult said to someone who is the biggest dumbass that you just have to use a dumb word to describe them
Geez Leah! your the biggest nonghead!
nonghead by Sam sam August 31, 2004

The Nobhead run 

When you see a car coming they stop and for you to look like a okay guy you put your hand up to thank them and jog at the same walking speed.
Guy 1: (in a car) Fucksake hate it when they do the nobhead run
The Nobhead run by BiGBoobTange June 15, 2018
derogatory term for an idiot. Someone who is a moron.
Jambo is a complete nobhead for not giving me his parrot.
Nobhead by Zack Brodersen December 27, 2007
A person who is always negative no matter what the situation is.
"I'm thinking about applying to Graduate School! Yay me!!" Neghead response, "you should think about other options."
Negnead response, "you should have a baby instead."
Neghead response, "your too smart for that."
Neghead by UnicornTrout February 14, 2012
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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