Nobie is the most powerful sorceress in the land. She is a beautiful confident unicorn and if you see her you should Run. She is too good, too pure for this world. She is the kindest, most genuine person you can encounter. But. If you inspire her wrath you shall surely be destroyed. Her benevolence is a blessing beyond compare- to be a friend of Nobie is the rarest and most treasured of boons. She seems unearthly- it is a marvel that she is truly from our world. Treat her well.
**rando: you see that girl Nobie-
**me: she's mine. back the fuck off.
**rando: ...
A masterfully crafted response to the famously deadly "you mom gay" roast.
Believed to be forged by the finest of roasters, possibly even a level 3 sound cloud rapper.
Nobelium & Uranium are both elements. Nobelium's symbol is "No" and Uranium's is "U".
Combined, they make the response "No U".
Not only is "No U" an effective reply to any roast, but in this form it reflects your intelligence and can make their stupidity known, amplifying the affect of the response, ruining their career if used effectively.
12 year old COD gamer: "yo'ure mom gay"
You, blessed with an IQ of 5000: "Nobelium Uranium"
12 year old COD gamer: "Wtf bro"
- *12 year old COD gamer left the game*
A person who 'sacrifices' their own happiness with the assumption that they are bringing happiness to the person they are sacrificing for, when in fact, this sacrifice makes the other person even more unhappy.
Prime Minister: I'm in a contract marriage with you and now you're telling me that my real missing and presumed dead wife is really alive?
I: Yes. So I'm going to leave you even though we've decided we actually love each other and want to marry for real now.
Prime Minister: But I don't want my old wife back. She pretended to be dead so I hate her now. But I love you, you noble idiot.
I: Tough. I'm gonna travel the world and write a kids book. Get back with your old wife.
*Prime Minister proceeds to not get back with old wife because he hates her while I mopes because she's depressed she left the Prime Minister*
With the bases loaded and not outs even a mediocre team can trade outs for runs (e.g. sacrifice fly-outs and bunts). A team that fails at this fundamental level has committed NOBLETIGER and brought humiliation upon themselves, their families, fans, city and nation.
For non-baseball fans the situation is equivalent to having erectile dysfunction at an all you can eat brothel.
"LMAO, the Giants pulled a NOBLETIGER in the 9th inning against KenleyJansen! They should be relegated to AAA"
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.